Yaki: Hey everyone!
Yamik: What's up?
Yam: Today is KK's birthday so we decided to write a oneshot for her.
Kay: Right but she doesn't know it yet.
KH: Though she probably will by the fic's end.
Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh or Snickers or the word substanialiscous.
Notes: none 'cept that its shonen-ai.
It's All SubStanialiscous!
Joey happily took a bite of his Snickers bar and sighed. He just loved Snickers. They tasted almost as good as Seto's kisses.
Seto also loved Snickers. But not for the same reasons as Joey. No, Seto thought that Joey tasted like Snickers and that was why he loved them.
Joey and Seto had only been dating for a few months but they both fell in love with Snickers around the same time. All their friends thought they were crazy. In fact, Tristan noticed that Joey usually had a Snickers with him at all times.
Finally after watching them for about two months Yugi and the others wondered why the two liked Snickers so they did what any normal person (with a 5000 year old spirit in them) would do. He asked them.
When he did ask, Seto responded that because Joey ate them so often, he had begun to taste like them. And since Seto liked the taste of Joey, he liked the taste of Snickers.
Joey had said that Snickers and Seto were a lot alike. Seto didn't understand and neither did Yugi, so Joey elaborated. He said that they were both substanialiscious.
Yugi still didn't get and Seto finally nodded in understanding. Yugi turned his confused look to Seto and Seto showed him the inside of the Snickers wrapper.
Substanialiscious: (n) the weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue.
Seto then took Joey arm and waved bye to Yugi, mumbling the whole time about mutts thinking that his tongue was heavy. Yugi watched them, still not understanding.
Yaki: Alright!
Yam: Sorry if you didn't understand but Seto/Joey is KK's favorite pairing and she likes Snickers and one of her favorite words is substanialiscious.
Yamik: Right. So again we want to wish KK a happy birthday.
Kay: We also hope that when she reads this she won't be too upset since we're also going to try to post Oh The Joys Of Being Seto Kaiba tonight.
KH: Right. So from us to KK happy birthday and to all readers please review.
