A KHR fanfic, by: MidnightMirror
A/N: I made another fanfic which doesn't really make much sense and am currently pumped about this for once! Enjoy this nonsensical story~!
Warning: TYL!Everyone. Slight OOC!Everyone. Don't like, don't read!
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR!
xXAnti-PaperworkXx
Chapter 1: Just like multiplying rabbits, they multiplied.
23.
23 stacks.
23 stacks of paperwork.
Sawada Tsunayoshi cannot be more happier than this. His nightmare which had became real when he accepted the position of Vongola Decimo has now been reduced to only 23 stacks. He wish he could litterally pat himself on the back, but seeing as that was impossible, he didn't try.
He just cried in joy.
"Uu...Good job, Tsuna...you-*sniff*- You did a good job..!"
Tsuna turned around. Who the hell said that? The 25 year old brunet found himself facing his father, the CEDEF leader.
.
.
.
Without hesitaton, he tossed his father out of the window.
"That was creepy as hell..." Tsuna muttered. He then dialed Lal's number on his phone.
"Lal? It's me, Tsuna. Yeah, your boss is currently having a glorious flying experience from the 7th floor to the ground level of the Vongola Mansion. You'd better pick up his corpse...before it rots."
After that, he pocketed his phone, a satisfied smile evident on his face. "What a great day."
He just have to take back his words.
10 minutes later...
'Sign, sign, sign, sign, Sawada Tsunayoshi! You're almost there!' Somehow his goal of 'Making the Vongola a better Family' turned to 'Finish these stupid paperworks'.
"10 stacks more..! Don't give out now!" Though he was saying that, his hand was already aching and his signature had became a gibberish mess every second.
A knock was heard on the door.
Putting down his pen in relief, he spoke in a voice full of authority.
"C-come in."
Yes, voice full of authority indeed. Tsuna hid his red hands behind the chair he was sitting on. When the door opened, Gokudera came in and Tsuna's Hyper Intuition was screaming at him that he would not like the news his storm guardian will announce.
"Tenth."
"What's wrong, Hayato?" Tsuna asked, noting how pale his friend look. And he is clenching and unclenching his fists; a sign of nervousness.
"U-um...W-well, you see..."
"Hm? What is it?" Tsuna smiled innocently at him. Gokudera shutted his eyes tightly in response and burst out.
"I'M SORRY, TENTH! I COULDN'T CONTROL THAT BATTLE MANIAC, PINEAPPLE, AND THE IDIOT-COW! I SHALL COMMIT HARAKIRI[1] IMMEDIATELY!"
"Wait, Hayato!"
"YOU'RE RIGHT, TENTH! I SHALL COMMIT SEPPUKU[2] INSTEAD!"
"Eeeh?! W-w-wait! Please explain first, then you can stab yourself!"
"Yes, of course." Gokudera took a deep breath and started explaining. "Hibari and Mukuro destroyed half of Venice and the idiot-cow reverted back to his 10-years-earlier self and bombed the south-wing of the mansion! I'm so sorry, Tenth!"
Tsuna's smile was still in place. It was as if he was frozen. But given the horrifying news the storm guardian had said, it was no wonder.
After a few moments in silence, Tsuna spoke. "How many?"
"Hai?", was Gokudera's exclamation.
"How many...stacks?" Tsuna is now emitting a dark aura, his usual bright caramel brown eyes shadowed by his bangs, and his sickly sweet smile still present on his features.
"Do you...really want to know?"
"If it means losing my sanity...yes." His answer was obviously suicidal.
Gokudera opened the door wider, revealling the most highest and the most large amount of paperwork he had ever seen. Hell, it's so high, it touched the ceiling.
Tsuna tore his tearful gaze away from the paperwork to the people beside said paperwork. The people who will become the victims of an 'accidential' murder.
"Kufufu, greetings, Tsunayoshi."
"...Hn."
"Waah! Lambo-sama didn't do anything!"
These three people were tied together by an invisible bond...Not really, it was nylon, to prevent them from breaking it. Because if they slightly move- even a BIT, the nylon would cut them. Just like Belphegor's wires.
"Why hello there, Mukuro-kun. Kyoya-kun. Lambo-kun. What brings you here, I wonder?" Tsuna asked with a kind smile, but the aura that surrounds him says something else.
Hibari, Mukuro and Lambo flinched.
Yes, even Hibari and Mukuro can flinch.
But, that means it's the end of the world, for most people. But to the Decimo, it means it's the end of the world for said guardians.
"Tsuna-nii, I swear on my dead grandmother, I did NOTHING." Lambo declared, wincing because of the cut he acquaired from the nylon. The answer he got was a glare from Tsuna, who was still smiling.
"Kufu, well, I swear on-" And he was cut off by Tsuna's glare and the nylon.
"...-" Hibari's breath hitched. 'I didn't say anything and you just HAVE to glare at me!', was what on the skylark's mind.
"Hahaha~ Hayato-kun~ Can you tell me again what they did~?" Tsuna sang, all the while smiling. Gokudera wants nothing more than run away from this room- no. Vongola Decimo was what he's supposed to run away from.
"H-Hibari and M-Mukuro d-d-destroyed half of V-Venice and the idiot-cow d-destroyed the south-wing of the m-mansion." Gokudera has NEVER stuttered this much before in his life.
Tsuna feigned a gasp. "They did not!"
Then, he turned to the three pitiful guardians (in Gokudera's eyes) and smiled sickly sweet. "And what exactly do we do with them? HM?"
Hibari, Mukuro, and Lambo gulped nervously.
This is going to be one long day.
Actually, it wasn't that long.
Tsuna slip off his gloves with a sigh, his sky flames flickering until it went out. Gokudera had already went out, leaving Tsuna to only gaze at his new ice sculptures.
The first one was holding tonfas.
The second was holding a trident in front of him as if to protect himself from danger.
The third had his hands holding the horns on his head.
Tsuna chuckled evilly. It was a masterpiece!
Then, he turned around, only to see the paperwork he must finish. Tsuna twitched and sighed in defeat. He's the boss of Vongola, so of course he will tolerate the many hours he will spend in his room doing these abominations...
..."F*** no."
He quickly sat on his desk and took out his laptop, typing furiously.
15 minutes later, in the Gesso Famiglia mansion...
"Ne, Yuni-chan~"
"What, Byakuran-kun?"
"Could you come here for a second?"
Yuni sighed as she turned off her 3DS, cursing Byakuran in her head. She had just encountered a Cobaltion, when the marshmallow-lover called her.
"This better be important." The Arcobaleno princess glared, walking towards Byakuran's office desk. Byakuran gulped nervously, but showed her the important thing. He turned his laptop for Yuni to see what was on the screen.
Yuni raised an eyebrow questionably.
Then, she laughed.
What was on the screen;
"Hello, all bosses of mafia Famiglia! I, Sawada Tsunayoshi, has created a chatting site called 'Anti-Paperwork'! Here, we, the people who suffered the wrath of those terrifying creatures, shall vent our anger and complaints on this site and maybe discuss how to destroy or reduce them! No worries, only bosses are allowed!"
A/N: Finished! XD REVIEW WITH YOUR DYING WILL, and if you suggest usernames for the bosses of khr, that would be great! :) Ciao, ciao~!
[1] Harakiri: Slashing your own stomach. (Or something along that line)
[2]Seppuku: Stabbing your own stomach. (Or something along that line)
