Original Author's note: Yeah, I was having this writer's block with my other story, and wrote this out of boredom. I live in California, and I know nothing about New York. Give me a break. And, part of this, you get to know what Anglefire13 and I look like. (Sorry, that is the only two I know about on this sight! Every one else are just shadows, LOL) Also, it is long, and random. That is the best part of it. And last but not least, no I am not spelling 'Angel' wrong for Anglefire13's name. The name Angelfire13 was not available, so she went with 'Anglefire13. Thank you,

Shi

NOW FOR THE AUTHOR"S NOTE, AS OF NOVEMBER 13, 2007!!!

Okay, this story got deleted, and I had to repost it. I HAD TO! And I did it on a different account. GO AHEAD and read and review, if you wish!

Disclaimer: I do not own the original cast of Wicked, any of these authors' names, or their story ideas, and if I owned Macy's or Sears, then they would be named 'Shiloh.' Which they aren't, so there.

Idina looked at the ground under her. The gum filled and smoky streets of New York passed under her as Kristen walked in front, leading the way. She didn't know what about this day that would be different, but she knew it would be.

Kristen was chatting about some thing having to do with Macy's and Starbucks. Idina nodded absentmindedly, and just looked at the people passing her. Scruffy hobos, men in suits, every sort and kind passed her, and she wondered about what they did with their lives. There must have been some person behind the smog of New York, some secret hid in well in those peoples eyes.

There were two girls that she especially remembered. One had thick dishwasher blond hair that surfaced right above her waistline, set eyebrows, and delicate lips that barely touched each other. She was about as tall as Kristen, and had a tan line that clearly was not from around there. The other was taller than Kristen, yet just slightly shorter than Idina. She overshadowed the other with her deep lines, serious facial expressions, and fair skin, contrasting next to naturally perfect pink lips. She had a prominent chin, bright blonde hair and deep blue eyes. They saw Idina, and their eyes opened wide. They probably would have just stopped to say something to her, but were pushed along by the crowd of people too much to say anything. Idina looked back at them, then saw that she was far behind Kristen, who was bee lining to the nearest Sears.

"Hey!" Idina ran up toward her, and stopped as she came right next to her. "You didn't wait for me!" She laughed.

"Sorry! I didn't even know you weren't there. Goodness, it's cold today." Kristen brought her coat closer to her small body. "I was wondering if you wanted to- Norbert!" She squeaked. Norbert Leo stood on a dock that they were nearing to. He was looking out toward the foggy ocean, deep in thought. He must have heard Kristen, and he looked their direction. Kristen jogged over to him, making small steps, as her coat was buttoned all the way down to her ankles.

"Cheno!" He said, opening his arm wide to her. They hugged, and then Idina took a turn. "How have you two been?"

"We were just going shopping, for fun. We hadn't seen each other in a while, so…" Kristen was overjoyed. She jumped up and down in excitement, (either that, or she was freezing her ass off.) "It is so good seeing you again!"

"Yeah! I was just down here with Christopher, we were going go to the bar and get a beer for old times sake…"

Kristen looked confused. "Christopher…?"

"Fitzgerald. You know, he played-,"

"Oh yeah, Boq." Idina said remembering the little guy's name.

"Well, Idina and I were going to go to that little chic bar on the corner of 25th and J…"

Norbert knew the place. "555 east?"

"Yeah! We were going to meet Michelle there for a couple of margaritas…" Idina invited. She knew that Norbert couldn't resist a good drink or two.

"Sounds fun! Like a little 'Wicked' reunion!" Norbert said. "Now where is Chris…?"

"Right here." He had snuck up behind Norbert as they all smiled. He had jumped a little, but did his best to contain his surprise. They all laughed as Norbert awkwardly went pink in the face. His embarrassment soon ended, as they began walking.

They had walked for a little while and talked about how there lives had been going since Wicked.

Norbert was a little down in the dumps. "Other than Dirty Rotten, I haven't been doing much. I was on Law and Order though."

Idina didn't seem too enthused either. "I did a couple of movies… Rent, Ask the Dust-,"

Christopher chuckled. "Oh yeah, I saw Ask The Dust. Nice little nude scene Idina…"

"Hey! Watch it, little man!" Idina joked.

"In Rent you didn't keep your pants on very well either!" Norbert sniveled. "That little 'La Vie Boehm' scene…"

"Seriously you guys! Anyway, I am about to be in a new movie soon."

"Oh yeah! Enchanted! I heard about that!" Kristen chirped. "I saw the trailer, so ironic, there was a Wicked poster in the background of one of the shots…"

"On purpose…" Christopher coughed.

Kristen decided to tell them her life since Wicked. "Well, I haven't had much business either. I have only done 'The Apple Tree' as far as productions, and have only been in R.V, Bewitched, and Ugly Betty!" All she got in response was vacant stares. "What? Haven't you all gotten the same stuff?" Again the rest of the group was silent.

"So Chris, what have you been doing?" Norbert asked.

" All I have done is- well look who it is!" Michelle, Carole, and Joel sat right out side Sears, all lightly sipping Styrofoam cups of coffee.

"Hey!" They all said simultaneously.

They group was all together again. "Well, all we need is Winnie, and we'll be set!" Kristen piped. The group all exchanged embraces, and chattered.

Idina finished hugging Joel and said, "We were all going to go meet Michelle to get some drinks, you know, as a little Wicked reunion. You two want to come?" She gestured to Carole and Joel.

"Of course!" Joel accepted.

"Oh, why not?" Carole said in her famous British accent.

So the group was all united again, as they walked the famed streets of New York. They all talked as they walked toward 25th street, unaware of the huge black hole, gaping out before them. They were all in hysterics over Carole's British jokes.

"So I said to Joel, 'what do you call a noun that is not married?-,"

Joel piped up. "And I said, "A pronoun!" They crowd of Wicked Alumni laughed in hysterics over this old inside Wicked cast joke. Suddenly, the ground opened up under them, and they all fell in.

Idina was first to hit the ground of the abyss of darkness. It was hard, and wood. She slid out onto the floor, and felt the breeze of dread around her. She heard unfamiliar words wisp around the air, such as 'Gelphie,' and 'Fiyeraba.' Suddenly, a spotlight lit on two girls in front of her, the two she had met on the street. Their eyes opened largely, and they began to dance in a circle as they chanted.'Idina! Idina' Idina was confused. Who were these two girls?

"Oh mi God, Alisha!" the short one said to the other. "Look who it is!"

"Idina Menzel!" The other one said as she stopped dancing. "And my name isn't Alisha, it's-,"

"Idina! I am your biggest fan!!" The short one with the long hair said.

The taller one bumped the other's hip to throw her out of the way. "No! I am your biggest fan! How is married life going for you?"

"Um, good, but who are you people? Where am I?" She said, looking around. All she could see where two girls, and her self.

The two girls eyes simultaneously widened, for the millionth time. "You, my friend, are in fanfiction land." Said the shorter.

"Fanfiction lan-? AHHHH!" something suddenly hit her from behind. Kristen had flown out of the hole at hundred miles per hour speed. If she hadn't been so light, she probably would have killed Idina.
"Ow." Kristen said as she lay on top of Idina. "Sorry."

"Geroff!" Idina muffled, her face buried in the ground, some impossible way. Kristen got up, and brushed her self off.

"Where are we?" Kristen said, subconsciously looking to her behind to see if it was all there. The two girls eyes got bigger, (if that was even possible,) at the sight of Kristen. They did a similar dance to what they did when Idina showed up, and then both went up to her, and started talking at a million words per second.

"We love you Kristen!"

"You can go sooo high!"

"We double love you Kristen!"

"Both her and I watched R.V, just to see you! We clapped every time you came on!"

"We love you Kristen!"

Kristen looked back and forth to the two girls, and then said, "STOP!!" They both silenced, at her yell.

"I have some answers, and I want questions!" Kristen yelled.

"I think you mean-,"

"I don't care what I mean! I justwant to know who you are, and where I am!"

"As I was saying to Idina before you flew in, fanfiction land is home to writers that are so obsessed with a certain thing, that they write about it to calm their savage obsession." The shorter one said. " It is also land to those whose mothers constantly bicker about them starting to 'write their own stories and stop obsessing over Wicked!'" The girl mimicked a very high and annoying voice for her last words as if she had heard it a thousand times.

"Who are you though?" Idina asked, finally getting up from the ground.

The very blond girl spoke. "Well I am Angle fire 13, other wise known as-,"

"Oh silly!" The other girl said. "Don't say your name on the internet!"

"Oh, sorry." She giggled, blushed, and then looked to the other.

"And I am s-slytherin. Don't be fooled by my name, I write more Wicked than I do HP. Any who, since my mom let's me say my name on the Internet, I am Shiloh."

"Good to meet you, Shiloh." Idina said, shaking her hand.

"Oh mi gosh! Idina Menzel shook my hand!" The two girls danced in a circle. They stopped, and then came back to Idina and Kristen.

"So, since you are new here, do you want to take the grand tour?" Angle asked.

"Um…sure." Kristen said. "We should probably wait for the rest of-,"

"Oh, the rest of the cast is over on the other side. People don't write as much with them as they do you two, so they are with the one shots people wrote out of boredom." Shiloh said.

"Okay…" Idina was interrupted by a call in the corner. The foursome looked over to where another spotlight was aimed. What Kristen and Idina saw made them stop in their tracks.

Kristen and Idina were dressed in Wicked garb, and passionately making out. They were one, shocked to see a copy of them, two, shocked to see their doubles making out. Kristen was in her popular dress, and Idina in her Act one frock. Strings of words wrapped around them, and caused pulled their hands, and arms, and every extremity of their bodies. The yarns of words led up to the ceiling, where a shadow of a person was visible marionetting them. It called down from its place, "Just a sec, I am coming down!" It then yelled, "Take five!" To the puppets below. They tugged lose of her paragraph, and walked away, expressionless. The faded in to the dark, and not even their shadow could be seen. The shadow jumped down from it's beam. Like a cat, it landed on it's feet.

S-slytherin said, "Idina, Kristen, meet GothPhantom, the queen of Gelphie. GothPhantom, meet Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth."

They could see a smile on the shadow's face, but yet, they could not see the face, or even the gender it bestowed.

"It is great to meet you!" She too danced in a circle, and then came back to the four.

"Why in heck where we kissing?" Idina said. "I mean, I have kissed women before, but I didn't know them that well!"

The three looked at each other, then said at the exact same time, "Gelphie." Kristen and Idina looked at each other awkwardly.

"What is Gelphie?" Kristen asked.

"Well, in fanfiction, there are these things called, 'slash,' where you make characters couples that usually would usually be that way, and normally, the slash is a mix of two of the same sex. Gelphie is one of the biggest slashes around." Angle fire 13 said.

"Oh." Idina and Kristen looked at each other, never thinking before of this possibility.

"Don't you think that is a little-?"

"Obscene? Hell ya." Angle fire 13 said.

GothPhantom scowled. "Come on! They are the perfect couple! They way they contrast-,"

"Give it up you two!" Shiloh said, tired of the same conversation. "Shall we continue?" she asked, gesturing toward the right.

"Of course!" Idina and Kristen said, a little thrown off by the Gelphieness.

"Off to the next fanfiction then?" Shiloh said.

"Yeah. Bye, GP!" Angle Fire called as they walked off. Shiloh and Angle joined arms, looked at each other, and then started singing, (very off key, might I add,)

"Weee'reeee off to see the next fanfiction,

The wonderful fanfiction of Oz!

It truly is a fic,

If ever a fanfiction was!

If ever, if ever, a fanfic was,

The wonderful fic is one because,

Because, because, because!

Because of the wonderful things it does!

We're off to see the fanfiction,

The wonderful fanfiction of Oz!!!!"

They skipped as they sang, and as they came to an end, they stopped and laughed. Idina looked strangely at the two off-key girls as they reached the next profile.

"Helloooo! Lost Ozian! Are you homeeee?!!!!" Shiloh sang song as a spot light hit another beam, strange words floating around in the chasm.

"Yeah, just a second, I will be right down!" Suddenly, Elphaba and Boq appeared, frozen. Idina, who was dressed as Elphaba was in a red dress, and Boq was in a tux. They looked like they had been dancing…the tango. The only thing was, a big red stamp had put stickered across them, which said, 'COMPLETE,' along with words that entangled them, something that said something about "Tango", "animal protest," and " Elphie."

The shadow known as Lost Ozian jumped down from her profile. She had a shadow next to her with a bloody knife in it's hand. "Hey The lost! Hi Kill the preps! What 'ca doing?" Angle fire said.

Lost Ozian replied. "Oh, we were just looking over my old story, 'The tango Elphie.' Good times, good times." Idina and Kristen looked over to the frozen manikins of Christopher and Idina. It now had the word 'RENT!' stamped across it, and they could now see spider webs covering the puppets. "You?" The lost replied.

"We were just showing Idina and Kristen around fanfiction dot net." Angle fire answered casually.

"Oh mi gosh! Not theeKristen and Idina!" The Lost said. She and Kill the preps danced in a circle, and then came back to them all. Idina and Kristen exchanged looks of 'do they all dance in circles here?'

As if S-Slytherin had read their minds, she said, "Yes, everyone dances in circles here. Now, if you don't mind, off to a more familiar place for Angle and I…"

"So long Zarri!" The lost called. She and Kill waved after them, bidding them ado.

It took a long time to get to their accounts. Idina looked around, and saw nothing but darkness. Here and there, spotlights would come up, and they'd see people marionetting the Wicked cast, many of which were strange or absurd. There were a couple of writers would were tangled in their own words, and didn't know how to marionette the puppets. Others did it with skill, and class, everyword crawling down the string, and fashioning a well plotted, and well-worded masterpiece.

Suddenly, Idina stopped. She saw a frozen and confused Adam Pascal, crying and disarrayed. She ran to him, happy to see a familiar face. "Adam!!! Adam I am so glad to see you! I have been here in this really weird-!" She ran straight in to an invisible wall. She hit it with her fist. Angle and Zarri looked over… and laughed. "You tried to go into the Rent section with out a mouse!" Angle said though her laughter.

"Why can't I talk to him? Why can he see me?" Idina asked.

"He is in the Rent section. We are in the Wicked section See that link at the end there?" Zarri pointed to a place in the back, which lit up with a spot light, and you could barely see it. "That says 'Misc'. You find the cursor, click the link, go to Rent, click the link, then you can talk to Adam, that is if you can find the story."

"Why is he crying?" Idina asked.

"Any number of reasons," said Angle fire. "It could be a fic where Mimi dies-,"

"Or a pre Rent fic where April dies, or he found out that he has aids or something." Zarri added.

" IDINA!!" Some one called as she turned.

Norbert Leo and everyone else ran to Kristen and Idina. They all hugged. "Idina! I have seen dreadful things-!" Norbert said to her after they embraced.

A puppet Doctor Dillimond started singing;

"I have heard of an Ox, a professor from Quox-,"

Norbert looked annoyed. "SHUT UP YOU FEFFING GOAT!!!"

He looked at Norbert and snubbed up his nose. "Well, If we don't have a horn up our as-,"

"Okayy!" Angle fire said. "On with the tour of Fanfiction, shall we?"

They finally reached S-Slytherin's profile.

It had quite a few stories, but then a large pointer came over and clicked on a link for "Just you and I, Defying Gravity!" They saw several dead people, including, Idina, Kristen, Norbert, Michelle, and an unknown character. Then it switched to a naked Michelle and Christopher embracing. Both went really red in the face.

"Ha, ha, funny they clicked on this one. This is the depressing one. Lets go over to this one, shall we?" Zarri nervously laughed as all the cast looked at her. She grabbed the large cursor, and directed it over to another link that said, "The girl next door."

This one just showed a little girl that looked a bit like Dorothy, plopped on a couch.

The cast looked at each other with weird looks like 'what is this girl doing?'

A rather flustered and embarrassed Shiloh looked over at them. "How 'bout we go over to Angle fire's profile?

The group agreed, especially Michelle and Christopher.

Angle fire's profile was a lot better. Her story was then clicked on, and it opened up to Kristen piling clothes after clothes on Avaric's arms as he tried to contain the pile with shaky knees.

"This is my profile. It is kind of boring. Shall we drop by The Pixess's profile or Grey-eyed-goddesses?"

"Grey-eyed goddesses sounds good." Michelle piped. She was still red from the whole cast seeing her in her all-together.

"Minerva it is!" Angle said.

"Oo, I like this one!" Michelle said as they approached the Nessarose adored profile. Minerva, who was a shadow as everyone else, came to the edge of her beam.

The scene that the spot light came upon was Michelle grasping her heart in pain, and Christopher looking like wise. A frozen Kristen sat between them, looking scared in her blue 'No One Mourns the Wicked' dress.

"Grey-eyed! Come down!!" Angle called up.

She came down like Spiderman, jumping from beam to beam, until she reached the ground. Carole looked at her in awe.

"Hey peps!" she said. "I am kind of busy- OMG!!! THE CAST OF WICKED!!!" She danced around in a circle, and then came to greet them. "Oh mi gosh! It's Kristen and Idina and OMG!!! Michelle!!!" She danced in a circle, again and went to meet her. "I want to play Nessa some day in Wicked! Could you-?"

Michelle looked taken back. "Yeah, I could probably pull a couple of strings."

"AHAHHAH!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!" She danced in five circles, and then came up to Zarri and Angle. "So what's up?" She said as coolly as possible.

"Um, nottin much, you?" Zarri replied.

"I was just fixing 'Lose your heart to me.' That's all."

"Oh that's good. We have much to do, and little time so-…"

"Oh yes. Bye all you! Great meeting you!" Minerva said. She jumped up the beams, and back in to the shadows.

They stopped by LazieLinsay's profile. She didn't have any scenes opened as the spotlight hit her beam. It was empty of any shadows in the distance. "Lizzie! Oh Lizzie?" Angle called up.

"Dang it! She is in the UK! She is sleeping right now. Oh well, we'll come back later." S-slytherin said.

They walked far. Norbert and Michelle kept on tripping over the little 'go' buttons for reviews, which all were covered with dust and spider webs. (A/N: If that happens to the review button at the bottom of this page, some of you folks may die. If it doesn't, you get cookies!) Joel and Carole would laugh every time as they used a few 'choice' words to express their anger with the purplish blue button.

They walked and met many a profile. Suddenly, a spot light came up on Norbert and Christopher. Both wore rather homosexual attire, and were frozen in a kiss. As Norbert and Chris were rather close, they edged away from each other uncomfortably.

Zarri tsked at it. "This, my friends is the perfect example of slash. This is a Biyero if I've ever seen one."

"Anyway, on with the tour." Angle said, doing a rather disgusted look at it.

The next spotlight came up upon Carole and Norbert kissing. "OKAY PEOPLE!!!" Norbert bellowed. All the puppeteers looked up from their string of words and Norbert, whose voice echoed though the hall. "WHAT IS UP WITH THE STRANGE PAIRINGS!?!" He yelled, rather annoyed. Most of the shadows ignored him, and continued spinning their webs of words. You could have swore that steam rose from his ears, but he just folded his arms grumpily, until they reached the next one. Rachelle123's profile.

Her story beheld Norbert and Idina in bed, looking at the rising sunset together. "Okay, this one I can live with." Said a slightly pleased Norbert Leo. A mouse zoomed over, and clicked back. They saw a large link that said 'A weekend of change,' and a short summary under.

"Rachelle? Yoo-hoo! Rachelle?" Zarri called up. "She must be offline right now. Oh well…"

They walked on. They met many a strange pairing, tons of Gelphie, all of which made Idina and Kristen squirm uncomfortably, a couple Biyeros, but not many, tons of Madame Morrible times every body, which also made Carol squirm uneasily. They're where a couple that at least made sense. Elphaba and Fiyero, Glinda and Fiyero, Glinda and Boq, Boq and Nessa, lots like that. After going through forty-four pages, they reached the end.

"So? How did you enjoy the tour?" Anglefire 13 asked. She flipped her blond hair out of habit and clasped her hands.

Many murmurings came, such as, 'it was good' ' I have seen better' 'and 'it sucked' from under the breath of the cast.

"Good." S-slytherin said, standing next to Angle. "Because now is when you die." They both grinned evilly at the gang, as their eyes widened.

"Wha-?" Idina started. Suddenly, ropes of words fell from the ceiling, tying them all up. All the fanfiction writers they had met before, and even those they didn't, all surrounded them. GothPhantom, Lost Ozian and Kill the Preps, Grey-eyed-goddess, LazieLinsay, and Rachelle123 all surrounded them. Goth took Idina, The Lost and Kill the preps took on Kristen, Grey-eyed goddess took on Norbert, Lindsay took on Chris, Rachelle 123 took on Michelle, Zarri took Carole, and Joel was taken by Anglefire13. Idina squirmed and struggled trying to free her self from Goth Phantom's clutches, when it all went BLACK.

Idina woke on the sidewalk. She was panicked for a second, and yelled out "GET AWAY FROM ME, GOTH PHANTOM!!!" as she bolted upright. Everyone stopped, and looked at her. Surrounding her was all her friends from Wicked, all safe and sound.

Kristen looked concerned. "Idina! Are you okay? This book just came out of nowhere, and hit you in the head, and you passed out-!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Where is everybody? Where is The Lost, Goth Phantom-?" Idina said.

"Your talking strange Idina. That book must have hit you hard."

"Yeah, that book just came out of nowhere. I think, ironically enough, it was Wicked." Everyone laughed. Idina looked around, trying to see who said that. She looked over to see Shiloh. "AHHHH!!!" She scrambled to her feet. "What are you doing here?!"

"I was just trying to help you. My friend A-,"

"Angelfire13?" Idina said in fear.

"No. My friend here saw you had past out and we had to help." The tall blond hair girl walked out from behind the short one.

"Hi! I am glad to meet you! I am your-," the girl started.

"Biggest fan. I know."

"No. I am your tenth cousin thirteen times removed. My mom is a big genealogy fanatic."

"Oh." Idina said.

"If you are feeling better, she and I have to get going, we have a flight back to California today." Shiloh said. The cast waved to them as they walked away.

"Wait!" Idina cried.

They turned back. "What?"

Idina was dieing to know. "What is your tall friend's name?" She asked Shiloh.

"It's A-,"

A leaf blower started up between them. Idina couldn't hear, but she read Shiloh's lips.

"OKAY!! THANKS!!" Idina yelled, as they continued walking away. At least now she knew.

Idina walked back to the group. "You feeling better now, Idina?"

"Yeah… There is no place like home."