Author's Note: This is a polished version of the former story. Enjoy, please.
Chapter One: What is Love?
Kim Possible was a crime fighter, student, and psych patient? So not! At least, that's what Kim thought of this whole thing as she walked into Doctor Stephenson's office and sat down on the couch.
The doctor smiled at her and motioned for her to lie down. "Make yourself comfortable." The doctor invited kindly.
Kim sighed, "I think I'll just sit." Kim said as she smiled kindly at the doctor.
"Your mother thinks you have anger problems ever since Miss Go became Shego again."
Kim glared at the woman's clipboard. "Damn it, Ron!" The teen superspy growled as she punched the couch.
"I can safely assume you are referring to Mr. Stoppable?"
The teen nodded. "Miss Go and I…we could have been great friends!" She glared at the ceiling. "Then, he had to bumble around again and get her switched back to Shego!"
A lone tear escaped Kim's notice as it slid down her cheek. This tear did not go unnoticed by the doctor who was listening to her however. The doctor looked at Kim.
"What do you think of Ron?"
Kim sighed. "It's...complicated." Kim said with a half-hearted smile. "I like him. I really do, but he can be such an idiot some times."
The doctor smiled and nodded.
Then, Kim started laughing. "We were on this one mission, and his grappling hook wire got strung through a belt loop. When he shot it at the top of the wall, the wire took his pants with it, and he covered his boxers as if I was going to see something I shouldn't."
The doctor nodded and let a little laugh out at the scene. "Have you ever wanted to see him nude?"
Kim's eyes bulged at the question. "You mean? NO WAY!" She said defiantly as the doctor scribbled some notes down.
"Have you ever thought of Ron as more than just a friend?"
Kim sighed. "Peer pressure is a bitch." The older woman blinked in surprise at the statement. "It seems like everyone in the school wants me and Ron to be an item…except that snob Bonnie Rockwaller, but he's just not…" Kim trailed off as her mind flashed through all the fights she and Shego had up to date for some strange reason. In a daze, Kim mumbled. "She never hurt me, but Ron is usually the reason we get captured by Dr. Drakken."
"Kim, are you alright?" Dr. Stephenson asked.
Kim looked up at the summons and sighed. "For the first time in my life, I don't know how to answer that question." Kim mumbled.
The woman raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
Kim looked at the doctor. "What is love? Is it some stupid romcom, or is love more complicated than movies make it out to be? Girl and guy meet. Guy gets smitten by girl or vice versa. The struck party tries to reveal her feelings but is stopped by some stupid obstacle." Kim's eyes glistened with tears which she quickly wiped away.
The doctor smiled as she noticed a slip in Kim's words. "Let's talk about Shego for a little while."
Kim glared as Doctor Stevenson's prodding hit a sore spot. "What's to know? She works for a blue smurf who makes Brainy Smurf look humble by comparison and probably has a place in her living space reserved for my head."
The doctor looked her in the eyes. "In spite of Shego's employment by Dr. Drakken, your mother never said anything to suggest Shego ever hurt you like coming home with burns or seared skin."
Kim sighed. "Ah…the fighting…" Kim closed her eyes and smiled. "It's like we are in sync. She swings. I jump. She kicks. I block. There have been a few times where we caught each other by surprise and landed hits, but it's rare."
The doctor smiled. "It sounds quite steamy."
Kim blinked and blushed deeply at the tone the psychologist used. It was so much like Shego. "W-what do you mean?"
The doctor smiled. "That's how many couples describe sex; minus the kicking, punching, and swinging in most cases."
Kim paled. "Damn you, Freud, pervert."
The doctor noticed another pattern in the girl's behavior. "Why do you get angry when I suggest there might be something between you and Shego?"
Kim glared at the doctor once again, but this time, her anger was joined by hurt. "Let me give you some reasons. She's a villain, and I'm a good guy. I'm not into girls. She would kill me if she ever had the chance, not make out with me! What will my parents think about my dating not only a girl but my enemy?!"
The doctor smiled. "Those are all paper thin arguments, and you know it. Stop denying the truth, and you will feel better. I promise."
Kim took a moment to process, nodded with a shy smile, and looked at the clock on the wall. Their session was up already. "Wow." Kim remarked as she smiled. "I do feel better. Thank you, doctor."
The doctor smiled. "I'm glad I could help. Give your Mom my best, Sweetheart!"
Kim looked back and nodded. This will be an interesting discussion back home. Kim thought, a little scared as she got in her car and headed back to the Possible Residence.
Unknown to Kim, a certain green-skinned antihero was staring at the picture of Kimmie as the person in the photo headed pack home from her appointment with the doctor. "Alright…I'll do it!" Shego promised herself as she left Drakken's lair.
Drakken glared at the woman as she was walking out. "Where do you think you're going Shego?!"
Shego ignited her fists. "Out!"
Drakken almost instantly started backpedaling as he began to cower.
This made Shego laugh. "You know? If you actually had a spine in that lump of flesh, you would probably be able to actually do something productive instead of always failing." She growled as she walked out with one thing on her mind: her Kimmie.
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