Chapter 1:

I stare at the flashing green screen in front of me.
'Congratulations! You have won our brand new FREE Hetalia Units!' Oh no. No, no, no, no, no! Wait.. Units? As in.. Plural!?
'Your first unit will be dispatched immediately and should arrive within 3-4 business days! Enjoy!'
What? Are you serious? I didn't even mean to click the ad god dammit! Is this reversible? Can I cancel!? Please? Okay, seriously. I need to calm down.
I shrug and internally sigh then shut my laptop, pushing it away from me and hoping that by shoving it away I can shove my mistake aside with it, that I can just forget about this and deal with it all whenever this first 'unit' arrives. Not the best plan, no I'm aware, but it's all I've got right now and I'm sticking to it. After all, if I don't want it, I can just sell whatever it is online or something. It was free anyway right? It wouldn't matter.
I push my chair back and stand up from my place in front of my large oak desk and begin to walk towards my wardrobe to get ready for the day. It's only quite early but I want to go out for my usual morning run a little earlier than usual today. Not real reason why, just boredom.
I throw on a pair of loose blue running shorts and a baggy grey t-shirt before putting on my old tennis shoes and heading downstairs, silently thanking England's unusual spurt of good weather. I grab my iPod and earphones and shrug on my dark blue hoodie. After running my fingers quickly through my long white hair and slipping on my dark blue rimmed glasses over my icey eyes, I'm ready to leave.

The next three days pass quickly without incident and its five in the morning when a loud knocking comes from the door. I internally groan after being rudely awakened by the persistent knocking, and kick away my soft white covers before storming downstairs and flinging the door open, an unexpected sight meeting my eyes.
A man with light brown hair and bright shining honey coloured eyes stares back at me. Well I say stares back at me, but really he stares up at me. An advantage(?) of being such a tall woman, is that he looks quite intimidated by me and that helps to know he won't be one of those rude delivery guys that you want to punch in the face even though you know you won't see them again.
Yet this isn't what concerns me, no, (even though this is a ridiculous hour of the morning), what concerns me is the huge lime green van behind him that sports the words 'Flying Mint Bunny Express' and in front of that, the large wooden crate that another man with dark hair seems to be wheeling towards me.
"Hello ma'am.. I'm Christopher, here to deliver the free unit you ordered!" The man with the honey brown eyes smiles at me and passes me a small red clipboard. "If you could just sign your name please and then we can be off and leave you to your unit!" I nod slowly before writing down my name in joined up slanted handwriting.
'Evelyn Ida Louise' I then pass the clipboard back before stepping aside to let the second man through the door with the large crate.
"Thank you miss... Ah miss Louise! Is that really your last name?" I nod silently. "Interesting! Well, thank you for your time! We'll be going now! Come on then Michael!" The second man nods in my direction and they both hop back into their strange van and drive away, leaving me on my doorstep feeling very confused.
After a few minutes of just standing there feeling like an idiot, I step back inside, kicking the door closed behind me before taking a look at the ridiculously huge crate that is so obvious in the middle of my living room. I spy a large, thick manual on top of it and quickly reach up to grab it (why thank you tall gene!) and begin to flick through as I walk towards the kitchen.
'User guide and manual to the Ludwig Beilschmidt Unit' I read as I munch on a biscuit I happily helped myself too, one of the perks of living alone. Well then. So it's a Germany 'unit'. God I still don't know what a unit is! Mentally kicking myself for not researching what the hec units are (I mean honestly, it's not like I didn't have time!), I flick to the next page of the manual.
'How to activate your Ludwig Beilschmidt unit' I scan through the options and sigh. Well, none of the speaking options will work, so... I guess I can cook wurst. It's really simple. Guess it's a good job I'm half German right?
I head to the kitchen and pull out the ingredients as I finish off my chocolate chip snack.

A little while later and the foods ready. I don't quite understand what's about to happen, but I just go with it and place the food on the floor and push it closer the the crate with my foot, succeeding in looking utterly stupid of course, before awkwardly standing there like an idiot. Is something meant to happen or do I just-
-Crash!-
Holy Snap apples!
I jump back as the box is suddenly thrown apart and large muscled arms come bursting through the wooden sides to reveal... Germany!? Oh my God what is even happening right now!? Is this a unit? He looks around a little before his stern blue eyes land on me.
"Ah. Hallo. I'm sorry to of frightened you-" But I'm barely even listening. I'm just standing there, staring. Thoughts of every kind are running through my head at incredible speeds, but somehow, the one thought that's insistantly there, is the question on whether or not I honestly just thought 'Holy snap apples'? I then realise I must look like a goldfish with all the staring and gaping. Gotta get myself together. I quickly regain my composure and put on my usual blank and unexpressive face, yet I'm still shaking like a leaf. A paranoid leaf.
"I'm Ludwig... What is your name?" He seems.. Nervous? I don't know.. He's hard to read.. Though I'm usually good at that stuff.. Maybe he hates introductions? I'm changing the topic.. Oh god.. You see, the thing is, is I have nothing to say. Nothing at all. After all..

I am completely mute.


I should be working on my states fic.

And I am! Really. But this idea has been bruing in my mind for a while now, and I had to write it down. Please tell me what you think of it!

The next chapter of my states fic should be up soon, within the next week definitely!

I guess I haven't finished it yet because... Homework? Oh who am I kidding!? I don't even do my homework! And even if I do it's always at least a week overdue! Just like the next chapter of the states fic! Argh I'm so unorganised!