BZZZZZZ! Off goes the alarm.
"Great."mumbles a boy from under his covers. A hand reaches from under the covers to slam the alarm to shut the hell up. Soon, the boy stumbles out of his bed and grumbles like a monster that just ate an entire city. He had nothing on except for some baby purple boxers that are two sizes too small. He scratched his head as he stumbled off to the bathroom, when he heard something.
Something that made him want to punch his fist through a wall.
He heard Hero's Come Back. The one Naruto theme he hated down to his bones. And it was blasting in that room along with the sound of gushing water from the shower head and his brother, Dirk's godawful singing. His friends were right. He was meant to rap.
But that didn't matter now. His brother was in the shower listening to the worst anime song in existence, and he needed to get in there.
Dave slammed the door open and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, CHANGE THE GODDAMN SONG!" However, that wasn't the phrase that he wanted to come out of his mouth. But before he could fix it, the shower curtain flew a quarter of the way open to reveal a tall naked man with bleach blonde hair.
"Da hell is wrong with you man? Why do you hate this song? It's the best song in the universe!"
Dave and Dirk are weeaboo trash. So trashy, they give that phrase a bad name. But they don't give two craps about it. They fight over anything that deals with anime, from who's the best ninja in Naruto, to the best geass in Code Geass, to the best sailor in Sailor Moon. It's insane what these two siblings will go through to win their argument, like that morning.
"That song maybe the first song to exist in Naruto Shippuden in terms of openings, but it comes NOWHERE close to the awesomeness of Moonlight Densestu."snapped Dave.
"Why does everyone have to give that song so much praise?"
"Because it's goddamn amazing and nostalgic. Does anyone remember Hero's Come Back? No! Your argument is invalid."
"It is NOT invalid. Just because no one remembers it doesn't mean it's crappy."
"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon."
"GODDAMNIT!"screamed Dirk. He hates it when Dave does stuff like that. Using his ranting powers against him. It drives him insane like he's a ticked off bull. Dirk, naked and everything, lunged at Dave to beat the crap out of him.
"HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DUDE?!"Dave screamed as he was being thrown to the ground. For several minutes they fought a physical instead of a verbal war. At the end of it all, they both lied on the tile floor, shower still on, music still playing, Dave still wearing his small boxers, and Dirk still wet and naked. They both breathed heavily due to pulling hair, biting, and slapping. It was obvious that they both had enough.
Dirk was the first one to speak. "Hey man, I have a question."
"What?"
"Did you talk to Teri yet?"
"Why are you asking?"
"Because you're always talking to her a lot and this past week you haven't said a word to her."
"Are you looking on my logs or something?" Dave asked, too tired to fight again.
"No dude! I just haven't heard any giggling in a while."
"WHAT?"
"Look little man, I know when you are talking to Teri. You always are laughing and such like that when you talk to her. I know because I peek through the crack in the door and what do I see? trendyGeass is pestering graciousCawthorne. But for the past week, there has been no laughing. No smiling. No graciousCawthorne. What happened dude?"
"Look, I don't want to talk about it."Dave said as he began to stand up and run his fingers through his lavender hair.
Dirk stood up as well and got a towel to dry himself off with. Then he realized what might've happened.
"It was Kyle wasn't it?"
Dave froze. He took a glance at Dirk, and took off. The only noise left for the rest of the morning was a slam of his bedroom door(that never shuts all the way) and the sound of clicking.
Lots and lots of clicking.
