One day, Elmo was walking down Sesame Street when when he ran into Big Bird.

"Hey, Big Bird!"

"Hi, Elmo!'" Suddenly he got lots and lots of unneeded feathers and he now sported a teddy bear named Radar. "Well, thanks a lot, 'Emo!'"

Elmo was confused but kept going. He walked into Hooper's Store. That's when he saw Bert and Ernie in the lavatories, scrubbing the toilets.

"Hi, Bert! Hi, Ernie! Why are you working at Hooper's?"

"Thanks to you, Elmo, we lost the spotlight, so we homosexuals had to find a new job," said Bert.

Telly Monster was watching TV while his eyes were swirling and he had antennas stuck in his head.

As soon as he saw Elmo he lost his antennas and turned into a normal monster with a pogo stick. '

"Bwaaaaaaaaaa!" screamed Telly. "You ruined my life when you came along!" He gave Elmo the middle finger as Elmo walked over to Mr. Snuffleupagus who was tapdancing.

Snuffy shouted in pain as all his fur fell out and revealed a regular gray elephant underneath. "NOOOO!" he said as the Beautiful Day Monster ate his tap shoes, then disappeared, never to be seen again because of HIM.

Later, Elmo made Don Music lose his music career, cause d the Teeny Little Super Guy shrink even more until he went "POP!" He also made Bob and quite a few other well-known humans dissipate into oblivion.

Soon Elmo was the only one left, and as he turned a corner, he got killed in a drive-by shooting. His last words before falling into hell and into a boiling pot Satan had prepared?

"Hahahahahahahah! Wheeeeeeeeee!"

Damn annoying monster.

The end.