'After posting an video on YouTube of the Urahara Shoten Team mucking about in a studio about to be shut down, Urahra Kisuke's video channel went Viral. Hence "Totally Not Scripted!" was born. The most hilarious show of all! What's so special you ask? Well, the staff are told what guest are coming on the show an hour before and are plonked on the set with no script, no clue and no rules! Watch as they reap havoc over all your screens!'

Ichigo Kurosaki, one of the twin presenters of "Totally Not Scripted!" loved his life. All it consisted of was him ad his friends mucking around on TV and getting paid! That was, until one show with that god damn bastard Grimmjow Jagerjaques resulted in a full blow physical fight- that wasn't between team members for once! So logically, Kisuke Urahara decided to make him a regular guest. Well thats his life well and officially over. And if thats not enough, Renji's pent up feelings for Byakuya are starting to get too much for him to handle. How long until he just bursts?

Pairings: Grimmichi, ByakuRen, NnioShin, ShiroTensa(main)

NelRuki, GinRan, SadoTats, ToushiKarin, UlquiHime- probabaly more but can't think at the time- (secondary)


PROLOGUE

"GOD DAMMIT SHIRO PUT IT DOWN!"

"But Kiiiiiiiiing!"

"Stop yelling twats!"

"Calm your shit midget!"

"On the pride of the Quincy I swear I will kill you all one day."

"Uryuu were you up late last night watching Hollow watch again?"

"NO I WAS NOT ORIHIME!"

"Oi Ichi, Shiro! Pretend to interview me, hats- and- clogs said he's gonna be another hour!"

"Don't get why the idiot asked us to meet him at Yorouichi's studio if he was just gonna be late…"

"Stop moaning King."

"Don't hit me Snowflake!"

Renji lay on the deep purple couch and watched as Rukia wacked the twin upon the head. Albeit disgruntled, the two proceeded to park their butts on the fushia love seat adjacent to him.

"I know we should be training for the tournament but hat-and- clogs decided to plonk us in the studio while he go talks to the company about not tearing this place down so STOP FIGHTING AND INTERVIEW ME!"

"Fiiine!" the twins chorused in unison.

Suddenly Orihime ran in front of the first camera, "LADIES AND GENTLEDUDES! WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST SHOW OF… erm… THE TOTALLY HILARIOUS TELEVSION TALK SHOW THING THAT WE DID WITH NO SCTIPT BECAUSE ITS REALLY FUNNY SHOW!" The strawberry blonde bounced off to the other side of the set and sat on top of the soundboard.

"Okay then…"

"So… Renji, since you are obviously such a collosamungous superstar to be here on the- show thing how about we ask you some questions. Eh Ichi?"

"Defo Shi'. So Renji, how long is it going to take until you finally admit that you are in love with Byakuya's ass?"

"God dammit guys I am not in love with Byakuya! I have a healthy admiration."

"Yeah, for his arse!" Rukia shouted from the make-up room, Uryuu following her closely with a walk about camera resting on his shoulder.

Suddenly all the lights went out, a freakishly girly scream escaped from Toshirou's lips as Rangiku giggled hysterically. The lights came on once again and revealed Yumichika and Ikkaku standing behind an unsuspecting Renji's couch wearing masks.

"RAAAAAAGH!"

"HOLY MOTHER OF PINEAPPLES!" The Redhead shrieked and jumped around like a startled cat to face the two troublemakers. Chad crept out from behind the twin's loveseat with the fire extinguisher and silently positioned himself behind the redhead.

"Oh Piiiineeaaappleee!" the twins sung.

Renji turned around only to be greeted by the barrel. Foam shot out, coating the pineapple head from head to toe.

From the trailer outside, three pairs of devious eyes glint whilst watching the screens plastered over three of the enclosed walls.

"Told you, these kids will save the studio!"


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