So, I obviously don't own the avengers and supernatural and blah blah blah you know how it is. (contains Semi crazy Cas from season 7 )
Sam and Dean were having an argument about the importance of a pie's aerodynamics, and if pie even had aerodynamics, when the window to their hotel room shattered and a grown man flew in through it, not very gracefully, Dean noted, He was lying on the ground in a weird suit, Dean was observing him, he noticed the man had a big metal like suit read and...gold? Orange? Dean didn't know, then again, Dean didn't know a lot of things, although he'd never admit that to Sam. Before Dean could grab his gun Sam nearly combusted.
"Oh, My, God. He cant be...?"
Dean gave him a weird look.
"What The hell are you-
Dean was cut off by the man after he had stood up, he observed the area.
"Well, Since when has there been a hotel room on the other side of my bedroom window?"
Sam noticed him actually think about his question.
He sighed.
"Since never."
He looked at Dean and Sam.
"Where am I?"
Dean gave Sam a look as if to say, 'Did he really just fucking ask me that?' Then looked at the man.
"Allentown Pennsylvania."
The man got a pissed off look on his face.
"Dammit Loki!"
Sam couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Oh my god! You ARE Iron Man! You're REAL!"
Tony was taken aback.
"Why wouldn't I be real?"
Dean looked at Sam and realization of who this man was hit Dean's face.
"Oh! You're that guy from the comic books Sam was obsessed with when we were younger!"
This got Dean a bitch-face in his direction. Suddenly Sam realized what they were looking at, he remembered his and Dean's little trip to the Alternate universe a year or two ago, and how they were thrown though a window to get there.
"Tony, I think I know what happened..."
Tony sat there for a moment.
"So, how do I get back?"
Dean shrugged.
"We have our buddy Cas working on it.:
Sam was gawking at Tony. Dean cut in.
"Well someone has a man crush."
Dean smirked, Sam gave him one of his ever so famous Bitch-faces.
"It's not a crush! And at least I don't have a miserably outdated car!"
Dean, mid drink, set his beer down.
"Outdated?"
He stood up and made a slow advance on Sam. Sam swallowed. Shit just got real. Tony looked up at them from the table.
"In this corner! Dean Winchester One hundred!-Dean put his hand on tony's chest.
"Will you excuse us a second?"
Tony could tell it was more a command than a suggestion so he left the room. But if there's on thing you don't' do, it's tell Tony Stark what to do.
