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Marik: Five...Nights...at...Freddy's! This glitch bear face doesn't seem terrifying at all! I hope slenderman isn't in this game.
Bakura: Marik, this nothing to do with that buggering jerk. Somebody else made this game.
Marik: GOOD! Now let us play a new game!
*Goes to the advertisement in the news for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza*
Marik: Newspapers? Who uses these stupid things anymore! I use my computer (pronounced like he said it in Bloodlines) to find out EVERYTHING! Like when this game's sequel comes out.
Bakura: Marik the sequel already came out.
Marik: I WAS FULLY AWARE OF THAT!
*Night One Screen Appears*
Marik: Night 1 huh? Well I know so obviously that there are 5 nights.
Bakura: Actually there are 7 nights, one is secret and the other is customizable.
Marik: OF COURSE I KNEW THAT! I was just making sure there were no spoilers.
Bakura: *mumbles threats*
Marik: Ok, so this is my room. A 'celebrate' poster with a bear, a bunny, and- OMG it's MR. TWEETUMS! Bakura he's come back from the dead! Zombie Tweetums!
Bakura: First of all, that's a chicken. Second, it's a female.
Marik: No, it is Mr. Tweetums. Shut up. WAIT, the phone is ringing!
Phone Guy: Hello, hello?
Marik: Hi!
Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Marik: I need no settling! Bakura, is this man named Steve? I shall control his mind and make him shut the frig up!
Bakura: He has no official name. People just call him 'Phone Guy'.
Marik: He's BORING.
Bakura: HE'S TELLING YOU HOW TO PLAY THE BLOODY GAME!
Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.
Marik: WELL YOU LEFT QUITE A MESS, STEVE!
Bakura: *sighs*
Phone Guy: I'm finishing my last week now, as a matter of fact.
Marik: Wait then how are you calling me? BAKURA THIS MAN IS FROM THE PAST!
Bakura: Marik this is bloody voicemail.
Marik: We are from the future, Steve! I shall inform you that you should tidy up!
Bakura: Marik, he can't hear you!
Marik: SHUT UP BAKURA! Let him speak.
Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about.
Marik: Except for the EVIL MR. TWEETUMS and bunny rabbit. *Pulls up camera* Ok, so nobody moved yet.
Phone Guy: Uh, you'll do fine! So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, ok?
Marik: *still looking at camera* NO IT ISN'T OK! I don't want to be here and look at the mascots! Well at least this is more exciting than my whole childhood.
Phone Guy: Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know.
Marik: No, I don't know! And I hate greeting cards!
Bakura: Marik there are no bloody greeting cards!
Marik: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Bakura: I played this game while you went shopping for midriff lotion!
Marik: Oh! That makes sense.
Phone Guy: Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
Marik: Magical, huh? Maybe it is the MILLENNIUM PIZZA! The magical Egyptian item!
Bakura: There is NO MILLENLIUM PIZZA. There are 7 millennium items, not 8!
Marik: QUIET I WANT TO LISTEN!
Bakura: I will *mumbles*
Phone Guy: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to a property or person. Upon discovering that..."
*One boring phone guy speech later*
Marik's Status- 2 AM, 85%, none have moved
Marik: MAN, that guy talked for 2 friggin' hours! Is he playing a card game? We talk a lot when that happens *pulls up camera* HOLY FRIG ONE MOVED!
Bakura: What's all the commotion, Marik?
Marik: BAKURA! THE BUNNY-RABBIT'S GONE!
Bakura: Check the backstage camera.
Marik: *goes to backstage camera* WHAT IS THAT? Is that the bunny-rabbit? I never knew bunny-rabbits like to put their face near the cameras. I actually one time asked my dad for a bunny-rabbit. I was like 'Dad, I'd like a bunny-rabbit for my birthday!' And he was like 'Appreciate your pet snake, Billy!' My father never understood me *puts down camera and checks lights* Ok, nothing is right next to me. GOOD! They shall obey!
Marik's Status- 3 AM, 67%, Bonnie on the move
Marik: Ok, I have 67% battery. That will probably get me through the whole night! I wonder if I get free pizza from doing this job *pulls up camera*. BUNNY-RABBIT IS GONE AGAIN *checks all cameras frantically*!
Bakura: Marik, check the hallway on your right.
Marik: Bunny-Rabbit is nowhere! What shall I do *goes back to office*. *Checks lights* AHHH! BUNNY-RABBIT IS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!
Bakura: OH MY GOD CLOSE THE DOOR RIGHT NOW YOU BUGGER!
Marik's Status- 4 AM, 45%, Bonnie is right outside the door
Marik: What am I going to do? I only have 45% left! I won't be able to make it!
Bakura: Marik, why don't you check on the other mascots?
Marik: Good idea, Fluffy! I shall do that *goes to mascot room* OH MY RA! MR. TWEETUMS LEFT!
Bakura: Check the party room.
Marik: *Checks party room* HE'S NOT THERE!
Bakura: East hall?
Marik *Checks east hall* Not there either!
Bakura: Well maybe you should put your camera down to see if he's outside...
Marik: All right, Fluffy *puts camera down and gets jump scared by Chica*! AAAAAH! I am NEVER PLAYING THIS AGAIN!
Bakura: *Laughs*
