Don't ask!! I WAS BOARD!!!!!!! I don't own the HP characters, but it is fun to make their lives miserable! Anyway, read if yah want. Review at your own risk! My e-mail is [1]teardrop_mare@hotmail.com if you want to e-mail me! ^_^ Enjoy!

Weasley Humor...

Chapter One: Why Did I Make Everyone So Dense?

Everybody was at the kitchen table at the Weasley's residence, eating dinner. By everybody, I mean Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, Mr and Mrs Weasley, and Harry Potter. It was only a week before classes at Hogwarts started up once again. Mrs Weasley, unknown by everybody else, had a very important announcement to make...

Mrs Weasley: Arthur... Kids... Harry... (she says as she stands up)

Ron: Yah mum? (munching on a plate of spaghetti)

Mr Weasley: Yes?

Everybody looks at her.

Mrs Weasley: I have a very important announcement to make.

Fred and George: We can open our joke shop!

Harry: I can live here!

Ron: He can live here!

Ginny: He can live here!

Mr Weasley: He can live here?

Mrs Weasley: (rolls her eyes) No to Fred and George, and Harry... Only if your Aunt and Uncle will let you.

Ron: Then what?

Mrs Weasley: (smiles broadly) There is going to be a new member to the Weasley family!

All: (blink... blink...)

Harry: You're adopting me? (hopeful smile)

Ron: Really? Cool! Harry's gonna be me brother!

Ginny: (small frown)

Mrs Weasley: No... (sees Harry's disappointed look) Well, maybe.

Harry: (perks up)

Mr Weasley: Then what is it?

Mrs Weasley: I'm pregnant!

The Weasley family (plus our dear little Harry) promptly rush Mr Weasley to the nearest hospital.

References

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