lORD OF THE ONION RINGS ; INSPIRED BY THE MUTING OF LORD OF THE RINGS AND THE SUBSEQUENT FILL-INS
by robloxcatstorm
chapter vun
one day, frodo baggins was just walking around his home town of the shire. but he noticed that strange creatures with long ears putting up a building. so he decided to go talk to the foreigners.
"hey elves, what are you doing here?" he inquired.
"we're building a McElfdalds," said the elves. "we were forced to flee from our home so we built our family chain here."
"what do you sell?" asked frodo. he really didn't know what they were talking about.
"you don't know what we're talking about?" inquired a female elf. "McElfdalds is a chain of inns that sell delicious and easy to make food for the convenience of travelers and cooks!" she said almost robotically.
frodo looked skeptical. "i'll believe it when i see it," he said. "nice seeing some elves in town."
so then it turned out to be his uncle bilbo's birthday. "dude frodo, i am supposed to be 110," he said, "but i'm actually about your age. does this make sense to you? it's like i'll never be old and smelly or anything."
"cool uncle bil," said frodo. "why is that?"
"because i have an onion ring from the most adventurous of adventures that i took when i was about your - oh wait, i am your age. hee hee. anyway it's a magic ring that slows your age but also makes you..."
"what?"
well bilbo was slipping the greasy ring off his impossibly young finger. and then as he said that he had a stroke and turned to dust. :)
end chapter vun
