Sidoh walked through the shinigami realm desert and spotted a death note lying on a large pile of skulls. "Someone's lost their death note" he said to himself. There were no other shinigami's around. Sidoh went up to the pile of skulls and slowly bent over to pick up the death note. "BOO!!!" yelled Beyond jumping out the skull pile
"AHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Sidoh absolutely terrified. Beyond rolled around laughing hysterically. Sidoh was shaking like a leaf. "That was a great joke" he said sarcastically
"I love that bit" laughed Beyond wickedly
"Where's your 'bro'?"
"I dunno. Probably watching over the Kira case" shrugged Beyond still laughing. Over the 5 years of being shinigami L & BB had become really close almost like they were family. That was the only thing that had really changed. L still hated killing while Beyond embraced it. Not much had changed in the Kira case which was really getting to L. He'd been really ratty recently.
Beyond wondered through the desert trying to find L. He walked towards the Eyes of the World and saw L crouched with his thumb in his mouth looking into one of the eyes. He had a glum look on his face. Beyond walked up to him. "Morning Lawliet"
"Hey check this out my heirs are on the Kira case now" Beyond took a closer look
"They're kids"
"Yeah that would've been you if you hadn't been so stupid"
"Don't ever call me stupid Lawliet, ever! I maybe childish but not stupid"
"You're also mischievous, crude, bloodthirsty and sadistic"
"Is something wrong?"
"I'm sick of being a shinigami. I'm sick of killing when it goes against what I stand for, I'm sick of this cess pool, I'm sick of Kira getting away with murder, I'm sick of this life, I'm sick of my existence, I'm sick of you and your stupid face, I'm sick of the way you always smile when you're being insulted. I'm just sick of it." Moaned L viciously. Beyond looked at him and leant down to L's level
"You're unhappy aren't you?" he said smiling. L just put his head in his hands.
"Just leave me alone Beyond" he said his voice was slightly muffled but Beyond was sure he could hear L starting to cry.
Beyond was hanging around the main colony kicking a skull around like a football. "Hey Beyond why aren't you playing with Lawliet?" asked Deridovely writing in his death note
"Cos I'm not talking to him"
"Say what?! You guys are like brothers"
"Yeah I know but he's being a jerk. I mean I know that he doesn't really like killing and I know he's bitter about Kira but I don't know why he's taking it out on me"
"Can't help you there man"
"I wasn't asking you to" said Beyond kicking the skull into the wall and watching it shatter. "Come out of there Lawliet!" yelled Beyond at the wall. L appeared out of the wall but didn't say anything. "What do you want?" Beyond said harshly folding his arms
"I came to apologise" said L rubbing his neck. Beyond decided to try and milk the situation
"Well I don't except your apology. What you said was very hurtful and on Halloween too"
"It's my 30th birthday today"
"Huh? You never said a word about your birthday"
"Yeah I know. They say life begins at 30 but for me it's ended and that's why I'm a bit upset" he said shamefully. Beyond switched back to his usual bi-polar self and put his wicked smile on
"Well your heirs are on the case which is good and you know what!"
"What?" Beyond skipped over to L and put his arm on L's shoulder
"Picture this. Beyond Birthday & L Lawliet down in the human realm celebrating Halloween and a birthday in one night. A night of partying and chaos."
"Oh no! whatever schemes you're thinking of forget it right now."
"Come on Lawliet. We both know you want to" Beyond got the same look and smile he always did when he was trying to corrupt L.
"No! no way"
"Come on Lawliet. You know what they say round here. After-life begins at 30" L sighed. He knew the only way he could get Beyond to shut up was to play along with his charade. Maybe if he acted grumpily Beyond would get sick of it and forget the idea. "So what do you say? We can have a lot of fun. Haunting, possessions and we can do what ever you want to do as well" he said holding out his hand.
"Let me think about it Beyond" L said. He was curious. It was Halloween and his birthday maybe it was a good time to go down to the human realm. No! What am I thinking? I'm dead and the dead should stay dead.
