Jiraiya liked his sake. Occasionally. A little ... or maybe just one more bottle...
The great sannin was drunk, but he would never admit that. Of course, the blond nuisance had to point it out and challenge him about it.
»Hahaha, of course you are drunk, Ero-sannin! I bet you couldn't even summon a toad, I could easily beat you, believe it!«
»Oh no you don't brat, kuchiyose no jutsu!«
POOF!
When the smoke cleared, the blonde genin and his (drunken) sensei stared at the creature before them. »Pink« Was all Naruto could mutter. What was before them looked like a woman, dressed in pink, but with the face of a toad.
Jiraiya exploded with laughter »I have never seen this one before, but I win the bet, as this is definitely a toad!«
Dolores Umbridge could only stare in shock, while two barbarians rudely laughed, not pausing to acknowledge the presence of the high Inquisitor...
