2 am which is actually 2 pm on the docks of port Devon. Phallus Lumber is looking at the paper reading it. Suddenly, behind him appears a rather large but smelly creature. "Hey, what are you reading." Lumber turns around to find no one there. Lumber turns another 180° and finds the smelly man in his lap! "Gah" shouts Phallus, "what are you doing in me pockets?"

"I am not! I'm just seeing the paper from your view. I wanted to make sure my eye weren't deceiving me." Phallus being confused asks "what are you talking about?" The man steal the paper quickly and shouts "you're reading it upside down!" Phallus realizes this and laughs "oh right. You're not from Canada. You see, us Canadians are taught to read everything upside down." The man confused asks "why is that?"

"It makes us smarter according to the Mayor of Calgary."

A wounded man, who is a woman, approaches the two men talking on the port. She wears red and red lipstick and has red blood bleeding from her lips... Which probably means that she isn't wearing red lipstick or red clothing and instead white of those... That's kinda gross. But not gross enough for the smelly man it seems because as soon as she reached 5km within his view, he saw her coming. "And another thing," Phallus continues, "out mayor built a chocolate office-"

"Yeah yeah that's great," the man interrupts, "here, hold this." The man passes the paper to Phallus and approaches the woman. "Oh, hello. Are you and your friend waiting at the dock too?" The man answers "oh that's no one. I'm Wargrave, Justice Wargrave." The woman reaches out and responds "Vera Claymore." Justice nods and confirms he's right where he should be.

As they walk over by Phallus on the dock, another gentleman approaches the bunch which merge into a ball and start rolling towards the 3 on the dock. "Look out," shouts Vera! The ball rolled to fast that it lit of fire! Screaming can be heard from the ball of people! Some even started to puke! "Ahh" said Vera. "Ahh" said Phallus. "Shh" shushed Justice. Then the ball hit the three and all of them exploded and flew everywhere on the dock that hasn't been used in 25 years. Taken this into account, the wood snapped and everyone ended up in the waters below.

Everyone was coughing and sneezing in the water. Splashes of V8 coming from Phallus' suit can be seen merging with Vera's blood. A small row boat came splooshing by and a man was commanding it. "Need a lift" asked the man. Everyone shouted "yes" and begun scratching their way on to the boat. Once everyone was inside and on top, they begun exchanging names and meeting with each other. "What's your name" asked Vera to the young dashing man. "Nunthony Mar-Sar, I killed two people." Everyone was shocked to which Justice shouted "you weren't suppose to say that yet!" Nunthony felt ashamed and begun curling up like a dead spider. "Erm, Mrs. Ether" spoke the old brittle woman, "and that man over there is Roger Rabbit, my butler."

"Oh, how neat" spoke a young woman "I once had a maid... But I no longer needed her anymore."

"And you are" Roger questioned the lady to which she answered "pardon me, my name is Emily Bent." Over in the corner squashed between the rower and Phallus, a man had his hand in between his legs and begun to scratch. Phallus took notice to that and shouted "gross! This man is touching his genitals!" Everyone swung their baseball bats and heads around to see this sight. Vera more so then the others as she was looking at him with binoculars. "Of course I'm touching myself! My name is Genitals Arnot!"

"Well that's just disgusting," said Phallus, "you must of grown up in New York or something."

Out from the end of the boat hung on a young man. He was on the edge of drowning trying to get someone's attention. "He- can som- hel- me!" Mrs. Ether heard this and asked the group "did anyone heard that?" Everyone replied "yes" in a unified order. Being satisfied, Mrs. Ether smiled and resumed knitting her dress apart.

"Well since no one is asking, my name is Fred Nocaak," said the rower to which no one really cared. To justify this, Justice Wargrave (see what I did there) slapped Fred and shouted "No one cares! Just take us to see Mr Owen!" Mrs. Ether heard this and said "did you say Mr. Owen? I got a letter that says I have to meet him!"

"Mine said that too" said Phallus showing the letter he got but his was full of spilt V8. Everyone began getting their letters out and pointing out similarities. Justice suggested that they all won a vacation trip to the island that was shaped like an Indian head. No one opposed to this and they all sung songs on the way to the island. All but the man hanging from the back of the row boat.