Author's Note: Ooookay so here goes! I'm gonna try my hand at a Boondock Saints fic because, lets be honest, how can you not find those twins hot?! I cant decide whether I want my OC to be with just Murphy, or both of them, so for now, its Murphy/OC/Connor ;) and don't worry, I will be continuing my Walking Dead fic too, I just wanted to try something new because I actually watched the movie for the first time yesterday and asdfghjklkyuytre I love the MacManus' SO MUCH. Let me know what you think of this first chapter, and yes, it will be smutty. You have been warned!

Chapter One: Daughter of a Fuck Ass

Teagan McGinty walked briskly down the streets of south Boston, pulling her coat tighter around her as she walked. Snow fell from the sky and the small flakes landed in her auburn hair and she smiled. She was so happy to be back home, and just in time for Christmas too. She turned the corner and beamed as she spotted the sign of her dear old father's pub on the other side of the street. Teagan stood at the edge of the sidewalk, glancing left and right, and sprinted over the street, shaking her hair free of snow before opening the door.

"FUCK! ASS!"

"Now, da, that isn't really a polite greeting for yer only daughter, is it?" Teagan smiled, and heads turned, erupting into cheers as they spotted Doc's pretty daughter leaning against the door frame, a smile on her face. Her father looked up from the bar and his face lit up. He ventured out from behind the bar and walked towards her, his arms outstretched.

"I'm s-s-sorry my l-l-love!" her father stuttered as he embraced her tightly "Y-y-ou know how it i-i-s"

"I know da, I know" she mumbled, hugging him back equally as hard "I missed ya"

"I m-m-m…I…FUCK!" he father pulled away from her to allow his Tourette's to emerge "ASS! How was your f-f-light my darlin'?"

"Ah, ya know, not enough leg room and crappy food" Teagan sat at the bar, greeting some of the locals. "Ma said to tell ya hello"

"H-how is yer mother?" Doc poured his daughter a shot of whiskey, and she took it, smiling, and tossed it back. She placed the glass down and shrugged.

"Same ol', same ol'. Pretty good fer someone who just lost her da" Teagan smiled sadly and Doc nodded. Even though he and Teagan's mother had divorced when Teagan was just a baby, he still cared for the woman, and was saddened to hear that her father, Teagan's grandfather, had passed from cancer. Teagan had chosen to move to America from Ireland when she was 18, to be with her father and help him run his pub, but she had been back to Ireland for the last six months to be with her mother after the devastating news. "Service was lovely, Father O'Brian really outdid himself" Teagan assured her father, who smiled at his daughter's accent. Although she was Irish through and through, occasionally an American accent would break through. She had been here for eight years now, and Doc was still taken aback at how much she'd grown up. He stood back and looked at her, wondering how such a beautiful young woman had come from him and his ex wife. Teagan had her mother's auburn hair, that fell just below her shoulder blades in gentle waves. She also had her mother's perfect complexion, and facial features, but she had Doc's bright blue eyes. He called her his little Sapphire when she was growing up. She was short, mind, only reaching about 5"4, but if someone pissed her off, they sure knew about it, she definitely had her father's short temper. But other than that she was a good mannered, intelligent and witty young woman; Doc was proud of her.

"S-s-so did you m-manage to get into yer apartment alright?" Doc asked her, and she nodded, taking the pint of Guiness he was offering her.

"Yeah, da, thanks fer lookin' after it whilst I was gone, de neighbours all seemed very happy ta see me" she smiled

"That's no problem, love, a-anythin' fer me little gerl"

Teagan blushed a little. She cleared her throat before batting her lashes at her father.

"Any chance of a job fer ya little girl, da?"

Doc laughed, rolling his eyes.

"Always, me little Sapphire, always"

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Teagan, much to her disappointment, had to start work at 9pm that night. By nine thirty the bar was packed, and Teagan could barely weave around the customers to hand out the drinks. She was clad in a dark green tshirt that had McGinty's logo across her chest (the tshirt was for a man, so she had made some adjustments, and now it clung to her in all the right places), a black figure hugging skirt, and black tights that had rips up and down the legs. And not forgetting her black and white Converse shoes. Her father wasn't strict of the uniform of his waitresses and bar tenders, just as long as they wore the shirt.

It was a standard Saturday night in the irish bar, and Teagan had already threatened several of the drunken men with castration if they grabbed her arse again.

"Arent ya glad ta be back?!" Mindy, another waitress, called over to Teagan, who rolled her eyes.

"Boy am i!"

"Well, I'm certainly glad you are! Takes the attention away from my arse at least!" Mindy cackled, placing three pints and three shots on Tegan's round black tray she was holding "Table eight!"

"Gotcha!" Teagan winked, before whirling around and crashing into a man, sending the drinks flying all over him and her. "Oh Jesus Christ! I'm so sorry!" she glanced up at the man, who was laughing. She took him in for a second, blond, spiky hair, tall, muscular body, a tattoo on his neck. His black tshirt was soaked with alchohol, and somehow it had missed his blue jeans.

"Lord's name lass" he chuckled as she flushed a deep red at the sound of his voice. Irish. And sexy as hell.

"I'm so, so sorry!" she babbled and he put a hand up to stop her

"No harm, no foul, love" he winked at her "They was fer us anyway"

"I'll-I'll get you another round, on the house, ta make up fer it" she reassured him, and he shook his head, still laughing at how flustered she was getting.

"No makin' up needs ta be done, lass, just tell me yer name and we'll call it even"

"Teagan. Teagan McGinty" she smiled up at him as he bent down to help her pick up the shards of glass. He raised an eyebrow as he looked up at her.

"McGinty, eh?" they stood up, walking back to the bar with the glass on her tray. "Eh, Doc, ya never told us ya had a daughter!"

Doc turned and chuckled at the sight before him. His daughter, despite her beauty and wit, was a clumsy one.

"Der's a reason fer that! FUCK! ASS!" he shouted, and Teagan and the mysterious man laughed a little. Mystery man clasped a hand to his chest in mock hurt.

"It's like ya don't trust me, Doc."

"It's not j-j-just you, lad" Doc handed him more drinks and took the tray from Teagan "It-it-its yer brudder too"

"Now why you gotta talk about me like dat?" another voice filled Teagan's ears and she turned her head. Another Irish man, this time with dark hair, but he had the same piercing blue eyes as the other man next to her. He also had a tattoo on his neck, but he was wearing a dark gray tshirt. He looked at the man next to him and burst out laughing. "Fuckin' 'ell Connor what da fuck happened ta ya?"

"Doc's daughter's what happened ta me" the man named Connor gestured to Teagan, whose face flushed yet again as she waved awkwardly to the new man. The new man took her hand and kissed it gently, and Connor smacked him upside the head. "Calm it, Casanova"

"Just bein' polite" the other man smirked "You got a name lass?"

"Teagan" she replied, breathlessly. Two hot, Irish men shamelessly flirting with her was just too much.

"Yer da certainly named ya right, love" the new man winked "Welsh fer 'beautiful' aint it?"

"Um, I don't really know" Teagan whispered, her face on fire. Connor rolled his eyes.

"Teagan, dis cheesy fucker right here is me twin brudder, Murphy, and I'm Connor, in case ya didn't catch it" he smiled, extending his hand to hers and shaking it, waiting until his brother had turned away and sneaking a kiss on her hand too. She giggled a little.

"Y-y-you two boys behave yerselves around my d-d-d…little girl!" Doc wanred, poiting at both of the brothers "I know what y-y-you MacManus's can be like!"

"Da" Teagan frowned, rolling her eyes

"By da good grace of da Lord, Doc, we'll be nice" Murphy winked at the old man, crossing his heart

"Aye, we're gentlemen after all" Connor crossed his own heart and Teagan burst out laughing. "Something funny lass?"

"Not at all" she smirked and Connor winked back, sending her heart racing. She took the new round of drinks and placed them on the tray. "Lead the way, fellas"

Connor and Murphy pushed themselves off the bar and lead her to their table. A man with long dark hiar and a beard sat there, looking around the bar and getting impatient.

"Finally!" he exclaimed when Teagan set her tray on the table. Murphy smacked him upside the head as he sat down next to him.

"Shut da fuck up, Rocco! Dat's Doc's little gerl you're bad mouthin'!" Murphy warned, winking at Teagan as she blushed again. Rocco's expression changed instantly.

"Where's Doc been hiding you, sweetheart?!" he eyed her up and down, and she shifted uncomfortably. This earnt him another smack, this time from Connor.

"Don't be eyein' her up now, aint you got a gerl waitin' fer ya at home?" he frowned, then turned to Teagan "Lass, this is Rocco, ignore him."

"Noted" she smiled, and the brothers chuckled as Rocco scowled. "Well, it was nice ta meet ya fellas, but I'd best be gettin' back ta work now…sorry about…" she gestured to Connor's tshirt, and he waved her off.

"Don't you worry yer pretty little head, love" he swigged from his pint "We'll see you around, alright?"

"Adios" winked Murphy and she smiled, turning away and walking back to the bar. She set her tray down and walked into the kitchen, checking there was no-one around, before letting out the most girly squeal she had ever made in her life.

"Those MacManus boys…der somethin' else, aint they?" Mindy's voice made Teagan jump, and whirl around. She was stood, smirking at her, from the doorway of the kitchen.

"I don't know what yer talkin' about" Teagan lied cooly and Mindy laughed, shaking her head.

"Alright, T. Ya know, if I wasn't engaged, I'd be on their list of ever growin' female admirers. Dey got a reputation around here for bein' some of da toughest buggers ta bed" Mindy looked at her engagement ring on her finger before glancing up at Teagan "Ya'd be a fool not ta go fer it wid dem, apparently, dey're both hung like horses"

"Mindy!" Teagan shrieked as they both burst into laughter. The girls doubled over in the kitchen, clutching their stomachs as they laughed. Mindy straightened up, wiping her eyes.

"No but seriously, T, t'aint very often one girl grabs de attention of both of 'em, consider yerself lucky"

"I just met dem, Mind" Teagan frowned "Besides, they're pissed, I probably wont see 'em again, or if I do, they'll have forgotten about me"

"Oh, dey wont, love, trust me" Mindy winked mischievously before leaving her in the kitchen.

"Why don't I like the sound of dat?" T muttered to herself before smoothing down her waitress apron, and entering the bar once more.