Inappropriate thoughts and awkward adventures

Well, where do I begin? Talking to myself like this, wow skulduggery's crazy must be wearing off on me. Tanith is back and has been for the last few months and been driving us all crazy. I mean we all feel sorry for her as it must have been awful not being able to control your body but, although this may seem self-centred but I want all the attention to be on me, well not the bad type, Fletcher can have that the outward twat. I like Skulduggery. The amount of crap I have been through in all my life and because of this tiny, miniscule event everyone at the sanctuary has been treating me differently, some people give me more responsibility but mostly they look at me like scum. I don't care though. I want a boy with a nice body, good sense of humour and mainly treat me like another human and doesn't constantly make woman in the kitchen jokes. I hate Fletcher. Meh. We have a new case and I personally have been requested to go by myself because they have a ancient grudge against Skulduggery. Oh well I will just remember to bring a gun.

I might as well retell you the events of the last few months...