50 Ways To Get Killed In Death Note
A/N: I love these types of stories, so I'm going to create my own! Yay! I don't think it's all that funny, but if you think it is, then that's AWESOME!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. But BB and L own me, if that makes anybody feel better! My friends fear for my lifeā¦
Burst into Light's room at 4 in the morning yelling, "IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP LIGHT IMAGAY!"
Tell Misa that you kissed Light and that you loved it (Ew. I hate Light anyway)
Refuse to let L have any type of sweets at all, saying that a big boy needs to eat his vegetables.
Keep calling Mello a 'she' and then invite him to go shopping in Victoria's Secret with you.
Keep yelling at Matt and make retarded noises every time he tries to jump or shoot something in his video games.
Tell Mikami that Kira is a *censored*
Tell BB that they ran out of strawberry jam at the store. "But that's okay! I bought you grape jelly instead."
Steal Mello's chocolate stash and blame it on Matsuda, even though you have chocolate stains all over your face.
Tell Light that Kira is the stupidest name you've ever heard of, and "maybe you should switch his name to Baka instead."
Steal all of Misa's clothes and then stuff them into Mello's closet.
Tell L that the alphabet is overrated.
Run around task force HQ screaming about how Matt turned into a zombie from playing all of those video games.
Shoot all of Near's toys with a pistol and then say "I thought they were targets."
Sit by L, and every single time he tries to get a fork-full of cake, quickly snatch the plate away so that he stabs the table.
Keep calling BB "L" and then ask him why he has multiple personalities.
Tell Mello that no matter how hard he tries, Near is still ten times better than him.
Keep calling Near a jumbo sized Q-tip.
Go into Light's room and pray paint the word "Kira" everywhere in hot-pink.
Ask Misa where she got all of her plastic surgeries done.
Replace all of the bullets in Mello's gun with mini marshmallows.
Make sarcastic comments to Matt while he's playing his video games and then give everyone in the room a play-by-play in a deep commentator's voice.
Hang Misa's bra on Mello's doorknob.
Lock Misa and Light in a closet together and "forget" about them for 10 hours.
Tell Beyond Birthday that L is the smartest person on earth.
Call Misa and pretend to be Light's girlfriend.
Tell L that they burned the Cheesecake Factory down.
Buy Mello white chocolate telling him that it reminded you of Near.
Tell Light that you are Kira.
Breath really deeply and tell Matt that you are his father.
Make ultra-spicy cupcakes and then tell L it was a secret family recipe.
Talk to BB and keep calling jam "jelly".
Replace Mello's shampoo with maple syrup.
Keep asking L and Light if they're dating.
Replace all of the batteries in Matt's game systems with sausages.
Tell L that cupcakes are just muffins with bad hair.
Prank call Mello and talk in an almost indistinguishable Middle Eastern accent, asking him about wanting to buy clothes for his husband.
Pour coffee all over Matt's game systems, claiming, "I just tripped."
Tell Near that a little kid has no place staying at the task force.
Replace all of Beyond Birthday's knives with rubber chickens.
Put make-up on Light's face while he's sleeping.
Ask L if he feels like a mother having to deal with all of these children.
Ask Mello an impossible question and while he's trying to figure it out, yell, "EFF YOU MELLO, NOW I OWE $20 TO NEAR! I knew you were all brawn and no brain!"
Try to stab BB when he isn't looking and then when he turns around, tell him you were just trying to do him a favor.
Ask Misa and Mello what it's like to live with so many guys.
When Matt gets to the most important part in a game, hit him on the head with a rolled up magazine, claiming that there was a fly there.
Help Misa style L's hair.
Ask BB if he's ever had an identity crisis.
Take whatever L is eating and smash it in his face.
Call Light Kira and tell him that you can't be killed by him because it's impossible to murder anyone by pimp-slapping them.
Go around HQ singing the song A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature and tell everyone at HQ that they're in it. (It has every letter of the alphabet, a name for every letter, and how the person died. i.e: A is for Amber who drowned in a pool.)
