This is just to keep you awesome reviewers occupied while I actually get some ideas of HSC. (High School Chaos) These are the bloopers I "recorded" while writing the fic. XD Hope you all enjoy!

High School Chaos Bloopers

By

Godell

Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers, or FMA. I own the story plot, "The Demon Lords" band, and of course the bloopers.

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Outtake #1:

Zelgadis: Well, hasn't he always annoyed you?

Lina: Yeah, but not like this. What would you do in this situation, Zel?

Zelgadis: Well, I would spend time with my friends… (grows silent)

Lina: Zel?

Z: (stares blankly at his hands for a moment, and begins to chuckle softly) Spend time with friends...you know, um…oh, SHOOT! Line, please?

L: It's "just enjoy myself somewhere", Zel.

Z: Whoops.

Director (Me): Cut!

Outtake #2:

Lina: (runs down the side of the road and trips) GAH!

Offscreen: You okay, Lina?

Lina (muffled) Yup!

Phibrizzo: (runs up and mouths "cut" to the camera)

Outtake #3:

Phibrizzo: (picks up Lina and lifts her up like a gladiator) THE WINNER!

Lina: (laughing) Put me down, you moron! (She squirms)

Phibrizzo: (panicked) Waitaminute, I'm on a desk here! Don't— (He falls off the desk with Lina still in his arms)

(Sounds of laughter and worried voices are heard off screen)

Director: CUT!

Outtake #4:

TAKE ONE

Milgasia: Silence, both of you. The assignment begins now. (clears throat) May the Force be with you, my young Padowans.

Lina and Phibrizzo: (with straight faces) Yes, Master Kenobi.

Class: (laughs)

Director: (cackles) Cut!

TAKE TWO

Milgasia: Silence, both of you. The assignment begins now. I will give you your temples after class.

Phibrizzo: Our what?

M: Templates. Didn't I—oh, no. (His eyes widen) Don't tell me…

Director: It's TEMPLATES! CUT!

TAKE FIVE

Milgasia: Silence, both of you. The assignment begins now.

Lina and Phibrizzo: (eyebrows widen expectantly) Well? Aren't you supposed to say something else?

M: What, you mean the templates? Oh, yes. Well, since I've been getting that line wrong so many times, I figure I might as well just not say it. Now go to your seats, so I can figure out how to get myself a better line.

Cameraman: Cut!

Outtake #5:

Lina: Xel?

Xellos: Yeah? (brushes Lina's hair out of her eyes)

Lina: (leans closer) If…well…if somebody dared you to— (topples into Xellos, and falls to the floor)

Xellos: (in mock-distress) HELP! I'M BEING ASSAULTED!! (a lone hand waves in the air, followed by Lina's shaking arm)

Lina: (spitting sounds are heard) And yet I'm the one with half your hair in my mouth! What do you do, have the makeup artists dump hair gel on you every five minutes?

Director: (sounding tired) Cut, cut, cut.

Outtake #6:

Gaav: (slams drumstick down on one drum) YEE-HAH!! (drumstick crashes through the drum, leaving a tear) Oh, (bleep)!

Demon Lords: (whip around and begin laughing hystrically)

Dynast: You are SO dead, man! (leans on his mike for support)

Gaav: (distressed) They should make these things more sturdy…like out of carbon, or something…

Director: CUT!

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And that's about all I'm going to do, currently. Now I have a bunch of ideas for the actual fic now! HOORAY!! (cheers) Anyway, were they good? Or were they absolutely horrible? R&R please! I'll let the bishonen here give you a free hug! (points to Phibrizzo, Xellos, Dynast, Valgaav, Zelgadis, Gourry, Envy and Ed) And the bishojo too! (points to the ladies of the cast)