Disclaimer : Everything here is mine. Heh, all except Naruto and his crew.
In a dimly lighted room, a boy sitting on his chair took out his laptop and activated the WordPad program. He started typing with his Winamp 5.1 on playing 'You gotta be' by Desree.
He was typing vigorously on the WordPad as time goes by and the second song came. It was like this.
" Dear laptop, I am in a dark room filled with winding paths and stinking pipe lines along the walls. This seems familiar but I can't put my finger on it. I don't know how or why I was transported here. Yes, Transported, I am actually a normal boy living in Malaysia but one day after sending an e-mail to my pen pal I woke up here....I also have a feeling that I am being watched.... that I am not alone..."
Suddenly laughter echoed through the many hidden passageways and startled the boy.
" That laughter....I remember it from somewhere...Oh my god. I think I'm in a world full of shit if this is what I assume it is." said the boy to himself.
The laughter continued followed by a growl.
" This...isn't happening." sighed the boy.
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From the author of A Dragon From Above, The Dragon Has Landed and New world, New Age, New War comes a new crazy adventure.
Max Knight and his Knights of the Square Table presents.....A Naruto Self Insert Fic.
Unexpected Events
Chapter 1 : Lost Like Ryoga.
It all started when I sent an E-mail to my friend Daniel de Los Santos....we tried to experiment on What-if fics. What's a what-if fic ? Well, just like the name says we pretend to make assumptions on Anime series. This helped move the creative juices in my brain to continue making fan fictions for my readers. This month we tried to pretend to be in Naruto's head. We switch e-mails since Daniel wanted to be in Haku's mind. Yup, those e-mails were funny but it was too crazy to be put in the serious category in my folders.
So, I decided to stop. I sent the final mail to Daniel to stop these What-If mails. The strange thing is when I pressed the 'send' button on my Yahoo web mail, I felt sleepy. Heck, I never felt so tired in my life. In fact I felt as if all the energy in my body was gone and my head became so heavy that I slammed face first on my keyboard.
As I wake up, the first thing I noticed was the environment was dark. Then it was the wet splashing sound whenever I took a step. The ground was filled with water and a cold chill went up my spine. I started to wonder away but soon was too scared to move away from what reminded me of my old room. My computer.
The strange thing was that my Pc worked perfectly fine as all the documents and files were there. My whole table and work sheets was there as well. I opened the drawer and found my flashlight; I switched it on and think that maybe this was a dream.
I walked around for a few minutes looking for any clue where the hell am I. Suddenly I felt like Ryoga in Ranma. I'm an Anime fan and hell it was really starting to become one weird experience.
" Maybe it's those dreams again...the one where I got sucked into the anime world...heh that's it. No puddings and chocolate ice-cream after my Mocha while reading fanfictions on the net." I said to myself.
I waited for the dream to end but how can one be bored in a dream? The silence was scary. I activated my Winamp and played 'Dogs of War' while humming to the song. As if on pure instinct I opened the reserved stories from websites that I saved and started to read them. I was half way through when I suddenly realized that I couldn't have memorized all the stuff in computer!! Then there's the fact that the icon that says my connection to the Internet was active made me even more curious. I clicked on my web browser and sign-in to my E-mail and found out that it was still there.
Weird. I surfed and the Internet was also there. The only thing I find strange is the lack of wires and cable modem around. I activated MSN Messenger but my contact list was empty.
" Weird shit." I said out loud.
I started to get this strange sick feeling in my gut and tried hard not to throw up on my keyboard and wobbled away from my computer.
" WHERE THE HECK IN THE WORLD AM I ???" I screamed through my lungs and dropped tired on my chair. I started to feel this emptiness in my heart as tears started to fill my eyes.
I rubbed my face with my hands and activated my WordPad.
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".....It seems that I am not alone. This place reminds me of Naruto's mind in the Anime series 'Naruto'. I don't know why, but I've been getting myself in a lot of shit recently. I will venture out to the opening. If anyone sees this PC, please know that you are not alone for I am also trapped here in this God forsaken place."
I sighed and took my flash light with me and started to walk towards the sound of the laughter. Somehow I felt that it was the Kyubi if this is Naruto's mind. I really started to wish that this weren't a dream anymore.
Minutes passed and I still haven't figured out the four directions or North, South, East or West. Hell even if I do know, what good does it make? I continued walking down the hallway until suddenly a huge cage was in my view.
" So...this is it huh? The cage that's supposed to hold the Kyubi from damaging Konoha ? " I said to myself and glanced around and saw it, the seal to the cage.
I felt the urge to take the seal away and moved my hands toward the seal. Suddenly I saw two glowing orbs hanging inside the cage and the low growl had started. I jerked my hands away and noticed that my body was filled with cold sweat.
I glared at the thing inside the cage. Somehow I knew that the Kyubi was responsible for the feelings I had just now.
Then I heard it yell at me " Take that seal off my cage human !! Or I, the Great Kyubi no Kitsune shall eat you alive !! "
The loud voice echoed through the hallways and I was terrified at the way he looked. Those large sharp fangs and the huge tails swishing behind it. I was lucky that I didn't wet my pants at the sight of the ten story high creature. How can Naruto NOT be afraid of this thing?
I almost fell on my backside if not for my stiffness and my self-preservation skills (yeah right.)
I stood there staring at the Kyubi who was clearly angry at me disobeying what it said.
" So you're the Kyubi huh ? " I stuttered, trying not to show my fear even though I knew deep inside that it's failing badly.
The Kyubi snorted, " You're doing a really bad job hiding your fear from me Human. "
" Really ? Um...well, I didn't want to be here but you're only one beside me here right?" I asked somehow getting my bravery back in line.
" You amuse me human. You don't run away like the others but I don't see you have the choice. "
" Well, yeah so why don't we get along. I know you don't want to stay here forever right? Let's make a deal. I take out that seal and you use your powers to get me back to my time." I don't know why but I started to get a guilty feeling inside me. If I unleashed the Kyubi, the Naruto world would be in peril. That means total destruction again, only this time no Yondaime.
The Kyubi pondered but sighed in the end " Even with all my powers I can't take you back wherever you came from but I promise you power beyond what the other humans can believe when you free me. Is that a deal ? "
With that I sniggered " Nope." I answered without a thought.
" WHAT !! HOW DARE YOU SAY NO TO ME, THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON IN THE WORLD ?? "
" How the hell can I trust a demon ? "
" HOW THE HELL INDEED WHEN ALL YOU WANTED IS TO GET BACK ? "
" Well DUUUHHH !! "
" YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITH MY POWERS !! "
" Nope, even if I do let you off, how can I be sure that you'll give me your powers ? Naruto practically forced you to give him your powers. " I said with pride.
" Naruto ? WHY IN THE NINE HELLS DO I GIVE HIM MY POWERS ?? "
" Um..you haven't ? "
" Ggrr....you are getting on my NERVES HUMAN. "
" When did you first come in er...this place ? " I asked.
" THE SAME TIME YOU APPEARED HERE YOU IDIOT !! WHEN THAT BLASTED HOKAGE SEALED ME IN THIS BABY !! "
" And when was that actually ? "
" TWO HUMAN HOURS AGO. "
At that I nearly fainted.
" That...that means I have to wait for almost 12 years ? " I said to myself ignoring the great nine-tailed fox demon.
" HUMAN !! DO NOT IGNORE ME !! "
I came out of my stupor and stared at the Kyubi in the cage.
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ? "
" Say...do you know how to see what this kid is seeing ? "
" NO, I WILL ONLY KOW WHAT HE IS THINKING AS TIME GOES BY...AND I DO NOT PLAN TO STAY HERE FOREVER. TAKE THE SEAL AWAY HUMAN !! "
" I'm very disappointed indeed that the Great Kyubino Kitsune can't even let me see through the boy's eyes...Cheh...what a wuss." at that I turned around.
" WAIT. "
" What ? I can't be bothered by a weak demon. " I tried to ignore him as much as I can for my plan to work.
" What will I get in return ? " asked the demon.
" You said that you couldn't do that trick." I replied thinking about ways to manipulate this demon using skills I earned watching Disney's Aladdin.
The demon snorted " I CAN'T WITHOUT A MEDIUM....BUT IF YOU HAVE SOME SUBSTANCE WITH A REFLECTIVE SURFACE...I WILL TRANSFORM IT INTO A TWO WAY MIRROR WITH MY YOUKI. "
" How about the water ? It's reflective. "
" FOOL, THAT WOULD TAKE AGES FOR MY YOUKI TO FILL THIS PLACE. I NEED SOMETHING MORE STABLE THAN THIS PLACE. IT IS CHANGING IT'S SHAPE AS WE SPEAK. "
" WHAT !! That means...OH MY GOD !! " at that I ran back where I came from ignoring the call of the Kyubi behind me.
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" I hope my Pc is still where it is or I'll have to live with that stupid fur ball all year long. " I ranted and cursed every 5 seconds. Finally I found my chair beside my table with my PC on it.
I plumped on the chair and let out a breathe I didn't know I was holding and sat there staring at the screen saver displaying Spiderman swinging from buildings to car tops and stopping the bad guys.
I smiled, and pressed the escape key making the screen turn back to my desktop. I shut down the Pc and tried to move the whole table near the Kyubi....and I found out that it was useless. Damn thing was too heavy. Finally I gave up and hoped that somehow the passage to the Kyubi's cage would be shorter or at least suddenly turn up when I open my eyes.
I closed my eyes and waited for sleep to take over my tired body.
After some hours of sleeping I felt the same sensation at the time when the Kyubi was breathing his hot fiery breath down my neck. I opened my eyes and rubbed the sleep out of it and fell of my desk. It WAS the Kyubi in front of me, fangs, claws and all.
" FINALLY, and here I thought you were dead human. " spat the Kyubi.
As I stood up I noticed that the cage was smaller and the Kyubi looked calmer than before " I thought you were supposed to be all knowing. How come you don't know if I'm alive or not ? " I said as if talking to an anoying fly. How would you feel after knowing you will be spending the rest of your life with a fur ball as a roommate?
The Kyubi snorted again " I WAS ALL POWERFUL UNTIL THIS CAGE STARTED SHRINKING ME !! "
" Can you keep it down ? I'm not deaf you know? Oh I forgot, you are not all knowing...figures."
The Kyubi glared again this time speaking in a slow voice...though I can feel the hatred in it " Human, have you think of the deal yet ? "
" Nah, I still won't take it. "
The Kyubi sighed, " Heh, I knew you would say that. "
I nearly facefaulted but I guess I was still too tired to " Did you just made a sarcastic remark? "
" Yes, you got a problem with that ? No ? Now I shall rest...and think of the many ways to torture you when I get out of this place. " then he started to curl back behind the bars.
I quickly call out to the demon king " Hey, what about the reflective surface thing ? "
" Yeah, what about it ? " asked the annoyed Demon.
" How about making my screen into that magic mirror thing ? Oh and make it so that I can see whenever I wish. " I said to the Kyubi.
The Fox glared at such a bossy tone I used but agreed with a swing of his massive tail, my screen started to glow and fade black. I turn on the Pc and was shocked when I saw a small option in my 'Start' button; it was a fox icon. I clicked on it and my Windows Media Player activated and gave me a clear view of what I presume the young Naruto was watching.
I stared at it and started to get angry at what the adults said. The Hokage was trying to fend off the other Shinobis that had lost their love ones when the attack took place and they had tried to kill Naruto. At that I silently swore that I will not let anyone harm Naruto...even if it means to alter this world's history.
The Kyubi seems to be awake by the volume of my Pc and he too heard all the threats made by the villagers " IF I COULD...I WOULD KILL THEM ALL ONE HUNDRED TIMES....AND DO THAT AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND.."
" Yeah, yeah. I understand...guess you never saw this in the series huh ? "
" What ? WHAT SERIES ? " cleary not liking not knowing stuff about the situation.
" Hmm...say you have time right ? How about joining me re-watch all the Naruto series ? " I asked.
The Kyubi was confused but agreed " Show me this series... "
I smirked " You're gonna LOVE this..." I took out a CD labeled Naruto episode 1-10 and insert the disc in my CD-drive and activated the first ever made Anime of Naruto to the Kyubi " Now if only I have some Ice-cream or even some soda with me..."
" Quiet Human, let the song play... " growled the Kyubi in annoyance with a tint of interest in the Anime.
" This is gonna be a looooong day. " I sighed.
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Somewhere snowy...
" Dear...we shall name him...Haku. " said a motherly voice.
Deep in the head of Haku there lays a boy in his twenties with his computer and thing splattered all over his face. The boy woke up at the sound and started to panic when he noticed this was not his usual place in his house.
" What the...OH HEEELL NO !! Where the heck am I ? " said the boy imitating Chris Tucker.
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Somewhere in the Sand....
A baby was crying loudly as he took the life of his supposed mother. He was covered in sand and blood as he cried. The Kazekage look on with a strange smile on his face but it was covered by his veil " Take care of this boy Yashamaru..."
" Yes, Kazekage-sama."
Deep in his brain...
" WHAT THE FUCK ? Another stupid journey in life ? GOD I HATE YOU !! First tests, then college...NOW THIS ?? OH HELL NO !! " shouted a boy about the age of 22 imitating Chris Rock.
" SHUT UP BRAT BEFORE I EAT YOU !! " came a loud gruff voice.
" No you shut up dawg !! I'm in a world of shit and I'm in no mood to fuck with you. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ! " retored the young man...then with a double took as he stared at Shukaku he let off another hellish scream " I KNEW MAKING THOSE STUPID E-MAILS WAS A BAD IDEA !! "
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In Konoha...
Young Neji started to get sleepy all of a sudden even though everyone in the Hyuuga mansion was filled with grief for the dead Hyuuga's.
In Neji's head...
" What the...bloody hell ? What the hell is my computer on with this strange place? " said a young boy of 16.
TBC...
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( Okay, this was a very very crazy attempt of combining four very strange SI's in the Naruto world. I won't expect good reviews...I just did this to get my Juices Flowing...But if you like it, just drop a review...)
