A/N: This is PACKED full of spoilers for the end of Portal 2, so if you haven't beat the game, don't read. Seriously. This is just my bored remix of the boss fight at the end of P2.
"Stop moving!" Wheatley shouts angrily, charging up yet another energy blast to fire at Chell. The mute test subject only dives out of the way again when the corrupted core fired at her again.
"WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE!" He screams. His blonde hair was a mess, its normally spiky points windblown and tousled. He manages to get a lucky shot, sending her flying across the room. She lands on her braced legs, as usual, her uncanny balancing act saving her from breaking something.
"I'm sending up another core! Stun him!" That was GLaDOS. More like POTaTOS right now. Chell obediently redirected his next shot through a pair of her portals, causing him to double up in pain.
"AAAAAARGH!" It broke her heart sometimes to hear him scream like that. But he had messed up, and it was up to her and GLaDOS to fix it, before the entire facility exploded because of this moron's mistake.
Chell caught the last core and attached it to Wheatley. He woke up with a terrified scream. "S-stop it! What are you doing?"
Then the announcer's voice came on, "Core corruption at 100%."
"Yes!" came GLaDOS' jubilant cry.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?" screamed the corrupted core on the chassis.
"Substitute core, are you ready to transfer?"
"Yes- get it over with!"
"Corrupted core, are you ready for transfer?"
"NONONONONO PLEASE NO!"
"Stalemate detected. Please press the stalemate resolution button." Chell knew what to do. She sprinted over to the button, but right as she was going to press it, an explosion sent her flying. She remained on the floor, stunned by the blast.
"STEP 5: BOOBY TRAP THE BUTTON!" Wheatley was overjoyed by this.
The test subject rolled over onto her back. A hole had opened up in the ceiling, giving her a glimpse of the moon.
"Get your last look at your precious moon, because that's the last time you'll ever see it!" says Wheatley.
Then she got an idea. Picking up her portal gun, she shot one under the chassis and then one at the moon. A blue-white flash on its surface told her that it had worked. Suddenly, she was pulled towards the open portal under Wheatley, along with him. She lost her grip on the portal gun, but instead, she grabbed onto his hands.
"Aah! Space!" Then he looks at Chell. "I'm still connected! I can pull us back in!"
"Oh no you don't. I've already fixed it." GLaDOS. Her voice was welcoming.
Chell's grip on Wheatley's hands started to slip. "Hold on to me!"
Then the connection broke and for a split second, she was in space.
She faintly heard Wheatley screaming "CATCH ME CATCH ME CATCH MEEEEEEEE!" before the vacuum of space sucked him up. She felt a slight tug on her arm as the newly restored GLaDOS pulled her to safety.
