Disclamier: We don't own Criminal Minds, obvs...
We don't really like JJ...so...if you do like JJ, then you probably shouldn't read this...
This story is basically random...you'll find that apparent as you read...
This part is really short...more to come...

"I love living! YAY!" Reid exclaimed skipping out of the elevator.

"Why didn't you become a crazy serial killer rapist freak of nature Norman Bates Dahmer?" JJ asked.

"What?"Reid asked, standing there and blinking a little.

"Yeah really, where the hell that come from JJ?" Morgan asked in his all awesomeness of Morgan.

"Look at him! His mom is friggin phycho, his dad left him, he was gender confused as a kid, and so much more! Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't reached puberty yet." JJ said in her annoying JJness.

Reid just stood there, blinking back tears "I..Have..Puberty!" He screamed, running out of the room crying.

"Look what you did now, JJ." Morgan said.

"Oh, like it's my fault he hasn't hit puberty yet!" JJ yelled.

"I think you're just jealous at the fact that Reid stole all your fanboys." Gideon stated, randomly coming into the conversation.

JJ, offended by Gideon's comment stormed out of the room.

"What's her major malfuntion?" Reid said walking back into the room, wiping away the tears from before.

"I'm not sure, maybe it's just the fact that she's satan and all" Morgan told Reid.