A/N: I do not own Naruto. Or Kimimaro wouldn't have died. T.T Yeah, this is crack-induced. Note: I made up the fanfiction title, so don't bash me for that.
"Png!" went Kabuto's old computer as he noticed a new e-mail alert.
"To: Medick55oto.nin; From: FoxehRamen2011konoha.nin; Time: 2:34 pm; Subject: Sasuke," Kabuto murmured to himself. It wouldn't matter if he opened it, he had very strong virus protection, and the Kyuubi boy was a total dumbass either way. He hesitated, then clicked "Read," and prepared himself for some stupid prank. How he he gotten ahold of Kabuto's email anyway? Oh well, he'd fix that later. Kabuto scanned the email, and saw that the subject was misleading. As he suspected, Naruto had sent a stupid comic of some fictional character. He sighed, and clicked delete. As his inbox loaded, Kabuto pulled up another window to play games on, but misspelled "GameChannel.nin" by typing "GameChaneel.nin." And one letter is all it takes.
He moved the mouse to the URL bar to correct his error, and a pop-up filled the screen, spelling out in dark letters, when Kimimaro barged into his room, demanding to know where Orochimaru was. Apparently, Sasuke had done something-or-other and Kimimaro wanted to find Orochimaru and report it to him, and hope that it dimished Sasuke's importance in his master's eyes. Kabuto swore the younger boy was obsessed.
"No, Kimimaro-kun, I have no clue where Orochimaru-sama is," Kabuto replied, annoyed. Kimimaro turned to leave, but doubled back and peered over Kabuto's shoulder.
"Why does that site say Orochimaru-sama's name on it?" Kimimaro inquired. Oh, boy. Now Kimimaro was seeing Orochimaru-sama's name everywhere. But no, there it was. "Click it," Kimimaro said. Kabuto obliged, and was directed to a list of document links. One said, "Lemon, Oro/Kabu/Kimi.", and another ducument said "Oro/Sasu--Fluff". Kabuto had no clue what meant, and he wasn't sure if he wanted to find out.
"Which one should we click?" Kimimaro asked, wary. Kabuto didn't know. But "fluff", whatever that was, seemed less important than a "lemon", because he had used lemons a few times in creating weak poisons to make a few of the other Otonins sick as a punishment. They still believed it was food poisoning. Anyways, moving on.
"Well, fluff doesn't sound too helpful," the Kaguya boy speculated, mimicking Kabuto's thoughts. Kabuto moved the cursor over the link, which was entitled "A Different Type of Poison," and clicked, not knowing the huge mistake they had just made.
A/N: So, I hope you enjoyed that! More to come soon, if I get enough reviews. (hinthintnudgenudge) Jaa matane!
