The Matrix *Harry Potter Style*
I know my last one was rushed but I did it in ten minutes!Forget all about it this is fresh!!!
Disclaimer: All characters are JKR's. I took a few ideas from CRACKED. Also Morphine is my punching bag but there is no Morpheus in my story. If there already is a Morphine.. Sorry!!!
Harry is sitting on the Hogwarts Express, when suddenly he hears swearing outside his window. It's.. why yes... it's an UPS owl.
Harry opened the window.
"Take it you damn idiot!" the owl screeched.
"OK!!!" Harry screamed.
Harry opened the package a cell phone fell out.
All of a sudden it rang.
"Y'ello!" said Harry.
"Hello, Harry. Do you know who this is?" said a mysterious voice.
"Is this Ron?!!?" exclaimed Harry.
"No, half-wit, it's Morphine!!!" the mysterious voice said angrily.
" Dont talk to the great Harry Potter like that! I will zap your butt to Uranus!!!" yelled Harry.
Giggles were heard.
"I will meet you when you get of the train," Morphine said.
Harry got off the train. There was Morphine.
"BUK-BA-KA!!!" shrieked Harry in a high-pitch voice.
Harry jumped and ran over to Morphine in the air. He kicked Morphine back.
Ron and Hermione came running.
"We are Dumbledore's Angels!" yelled Hermione.
Harry ran at Morphine again. Only this time he jumped up and out-stretched his arms. His legs were bent back ready to kick. But something happened. Nothing was happening he couldn't move.
"Cheap Bullet-Time, again! Crap!" screamed Harry and all of a sudden his actions caught up to him. He kicked Morphine back.
"OWW! That hurt dumba$$!!!" Morphine yelled.
TBC
I know my last one was rushed but I did it in ten minutes!Forget all about it this is fresh!!!
Disclaimer: All characters are JKR's. I took a few ideas from CRACKED. Also Morphine is my punching bag but there is no Morpheus in my story. If there already is a Morphine.. Sorry!!!
Harry is sitting on the Hogwarts Express, when suddenly he hears swearing outside his window. It's.. why yes... it's an UPS owl.
Harry opened the window.
"Take it you damn idiot!" the owl screeched.
"OK!!!" Harry screamed.
Harry opened the package a cell phone fell out.
All of a sudden it rang.
"Y'ello!" said Harry.
"Hello, Harry. Do you know who this is?" said a mysterious voice.
"Is this Ron?!!?" exclaimed Harry.
"No, half-wit, it's Morphine!!!" the mysterious voice said angrily.
" Dont talk to the great Harry Potter like that! I will zap your butt to Uranus!!!" yelled Harry.
Giggles were heard.
"I will meet you when you get of the train," Morphine said.
Harry got off the train. There was Morphine.
"BUK-BA-KA!!!" shrieked Harry in a high-pitch voice.
Harry jumped and ran over to Morphine in the air. He kicked Morphine back.
Ron and Hermione came running.
"We are Dumbledore's Angels!" yelled Hermione.
Harry ran at Morphine again. Only this time he jumped up and out-stretched his arms. His legs were bent back ready to kick. But something happened. Nothing was happening he couldn't move.
"Cheap Bullet-Time, again! Crap!" screamed Harry and all of a sudden his actions caught up to him. He kicked Morphine back.
"OWW! That hurt dumba$$!!!" Morphine yelled.
TBC
