FRENK UNDERWOoODS ADVENTUERES IN TEH LAND oF OOO feet Ledouche

CHAPTeR I

Frenk kills another dog

Author's Note: After reading all the bad fanfiction on I decided to write my own. You guys suck. Please, give feedback. This may be my first piece, but in all seriousness it is a hundred times better than the shit you guys write. Enjoy. X_X ps any and all ideas for the second chapter would be very appreciated, assfucks.

Fuck it. I lost Finn" Doug Stamper, Underwoulds favoriate manslave said as he lifded Frenk, teh presidernt, up to his shiny new limou that smelt strangely of dog.

"Damn it STAMper?!" yelled Frenk Underwould . " I am the presidernt of BRITANNIAS and I need to talk to finn about fighting the evil man; where the hell is Finnn?"

"wut?" yelled Stamper confused? " This is not a limou. I think it is a orange dog?!

Frenk did not here him and went inside the dog limou sudenly the limou was JAKE! (haha no expectations huh? ;) ;) )

"wuts up ketchup frenk?" jake did a flip "yur name sounds like frenkfurter thats why i made teh joke"!

"wow, taht wasn no jokke!? Frenk siad embarassed and blushed from embarassmentd that he had felt. "yur strong jake"

"you didn get mi jokkw? ! then you weak and fight jake screamed fuck!"

them Frenk does unlueash the cannon of the persident power from mouth ; JAZZer canaonn (sounds liek jizz o.o if u dont know u stupid look in commnts nub) and jake was dead

oh no i am deaddddd! jake yelled as he ded

teh big, liveless eyes on his head camm out; "oh no! not katsup (is proper non-brand term) saidd jake., screming

the brains came out of hed as well "thats basd," said Shrley who was preddy (lululul boobz ;) ).

then jake for reel did died sorry (trigger warnibng did died) "over 9000000000! jake said with whispery breasth. "tell fin i love him 3 3...

... nooooo!? doug scremed clawing his face! with jakes claws! he started crying blood; his blood; "noooooo!"

Pools of blood covered the fuckin ground like red paint in my swimeming pool of blood. The walls creid teers of blood dripin from the ceilin like fuckin iceicles on a cold day. The guts of jake were all over the damn place. How was Stamper gonna cover this up this time? "So much mess I hope no body sees the death parts at all and calls the police." Frenk said that if someone calls the police he will fucking murdre them and thier fucking families"Fuck" yelled a lady across the street as she called the police but Frenk shot her dead as she was talking on teh phfone so she couldnt tell the police that he murdre'd jake in the shtreet and blood was everywhere.

"All of this BLOOD is makin me thirsty"! said the Blood thirsty presidernt so he went to the soda machines covered with jakes blood and guts and brought a dietsoda because he wants to watch his figerure and drank it quickly.

Who will bring the justice of JAKE THE DOG death to the evil leader of our nation Presdinen t Underwould? The leaders of the world aren't above the laws of the people and we cant let there be death to our innoceces childen and dogs and mothers and familiy members who di'd nothin wrong.

then suddenly from the sky came NYLEX! (this is my OC o.o plx ask me to use THX :))) ) who was buff and had tatoos of dragons down his arms and legs and spiky white hair

"fuck!"

"woahh i think he has super-powers "frenk says.

THE END

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TO BE CONTINUED...?

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