Akatsuki Ultimate Fashion Makeover Featuring: Sasuke

As promised here, is my first chapter to my newest Akatsuki installment. Prepare to laugh a lot! I hope you enjoy it. Much Love, AkiraDawn

I don't own Naruto or any of the characters.

Some background….

After Itachi had purchased a snow globe for his little brother and they reconciled their differences….they decided it was appropriate to spend some more time together. However, there is no way in hell they are all of a sudden going to get along. It would take time to mend this rocky relationship….and a completely new wardrobe.

"Itachi, this is the second greatest day of our lives, yeah." Deidara's eyes sparkled. Sasori was in the kitchen dicing onions for their lunch…he hated it when Deidara's eyes sparkled.

"You mean other than the day we did our calendar shoot?" Itachi asked.

"Yes! I just got off the phone with my dad and get this….Dior is looking for 2 male models to try on all the samples that are sent to the store from France, yeah. And, and….." Deidara paused and took a deep breath. "The pay is great, and the models…..get….to keep…..the clothes………yeah." Deidara was shaking slightly.

"You're kidding….oh my god…Deidara you wouldn't lie about Christian Dior would you?" Itachi said seriously.

"Itachi, have I ever lied to you about designer clothes before, yeah?" Deidara said just as seriously.

"Oh….my….god….this is like my ultimate fantasy coming true. Deidara….do you think we can wear the samples?""

"I know we can wear the samples, yeah." There was then a dramatic long pause.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" The screaming was deafening. Just then Tobi ran in to the living room and started screaming with them for no reason.

"Shut up! Shut up all of you! My god!" Sasori yelled from the kitchen. "No one and I mean no one could possibly get that excited over designer clothes!" Sasori insisted still stirring onions.

"Okay, Deidara we need to build our resume and go there in person like…..NOW! We have got to get that job. Oh my god….this is too great." Itachi said completely ignoring Sasori.

"Wait, Itachi, we can't go there now. You're brother is coming over here, remember, yeah? He's going to try on all those clothes we're getting rid of. And you promised him we'd work on that awful hair of his, yeah." Deidara said.

"Damn! I knew patching things up with him would somehow come around to bite me in the ass!" Itachi hissed.

"Itachi relax and let's do this with your brother today. Besides, are you forgetting who my dad is, yeah. He has major pull downtown with all the designers. You know he will get us in, yeah." Deidara said. Itachi agreed.

"Yeah, your dad does have a lot of pull in the fashion world. I guess we'll spend time with Sasuke today." Itachi wasn't thrilled but Sasuke would be arriving in no time. Itachi went into their bedroom to get the huge box of pricey clothes that Sasuke would be trying on. Once Itachi drug the clothes into the middle of the living room, Deidara soon arrived with a Fendi bag full of hair care products, toners, moisturizers and tons of other crap.

"Is that Dana's cosmetic bag?" Itachi asked.

"No, it's actually Marisol's, yeah. Oh my god, didn't you love those shoes she wore to dinner the other night, yeah? Prada's latest style she's trying to get Dana a pair, yeah." Itachi didn't answer right away.

"You know, I'm going to have to go with Sasori on this one…that's like the gayest thing you have ever said….but yeah I did like those shoes."

"That is so not gay, yeah! I say that from a 100 percent male perspective….besides….I licked the inside of her thigh with my hand after I looked at her shoes under the table, yeah."

"Hmmm, well that makes it okay then." Itachi said.

"Hey, listen while you two are playing dress up, me, Kisame, Zetsu, and everyone else are going grocery shopping and running errands. Do you two want anything?" Sasori said finishing up in the kitchen.

"Oh! I want some low fat granola bars!" Itachi said.

"Here, go to the cleaners and pick up my stuff, yeah. I have 2 shirts, pants, a dress of Dana's, my dad's 3 scarves that I dropped in the sink, and a cashmere sweater, yeah. Oh and hold on…here's 40 dollars, it will be a big bill, yeah. Oh and can you stop by the Paul Mitchell salon and get us some shine serum…wait never mind…Marisol can get that…okay well will you go…."

"No, we wont' give us the dry cleaning money and we're leaving!" Sasori insisted. So everyone left, and it wasn't much longer that there was a knock at the door….it was Sasuke.

"Hey, come in." Itachi said with no expression.

"Look, do we really have to do this?" Sasuke asked a little intimidated when he saw the giant pile of clothes.

"Sasuke, I'm sexy….I'm real sexy…and you'll never look as good as me. But I'm looking at you now….and that look screams 'god I'll never be hot.' Phase one….lose the purple." Itachi snapped his fingers. " Deidara…"

And thus, the fashion makeover began…..