Tekken Style Chicken
Tekken Style Chicken
Note from author: This fic has
little or no point to it. I got bored, ok? Got a problem with
that? By the way, there's a little twist at the end which I hope
you like.
STORY STARTS HERE. DON'T LEAVE
NOW.
"Forest, are we going to
fight or are you just going to stand there and dance around?"
yelled a very annoyed Nina Williams as Master Law did his little
thing that he always did when he was about to start a fight.
Law stopped mid dance. "This
is fighting, Miss Williams. Do not underestimate the power of the
spinning tiger...or was it spinning dragon......or it.."
Nina, sick of listening to Law go on about different animals, hit
him over the head. This resulted in a rather loud girlish scream......from
Law.
"Oh stuff the lot of you!"
yelled Hwoarang who had so far done very well at containing his
anger. "Does it always have to be like when we split the
bill for Chinese take-aways?"
Unnoticed to any of them, Paul
had sucessed in chatting up the Chinese takeaway girl and had
taken her for a ride on his bike. (Probility of Chinese Takeaway
girl coming back alive: 1 in 6,749,839,390,599). Law, Nina,
Hwoarang and Xaioyu were now just having a pointless arguement
about give a tenpound note to a open door. Are these guys stupid
or what?
NB Those of you who are smart
may have noticed that Xaioyu hasn't spoken a lot in this fic so
far. Well done to you. I bet you don't really care why but I'm
going to tell you anyway so sit up and listen like a good reader.
Xaioyu was busy crying in the corner like a little girl (it just
happens to be very helpful that she is in fact a little girl)
because Hworang had insulted that stupid panda thingy of hers....two
days ago.
Forest was now back in fighting
spirit. He did his flippy thingy on Nina to send her flying.
"Yay! Bitch fight!"
yelled a very sarcastic Hworang from the corner. Nobdy cared.
"You shouldn't have
ordered so much, Miss Williams," the wise words of Master
Law came. "You should never under estimate the price of
Tekken Style Chicken.....or was it....." Cue girlish scream
from Law number two as Nina sends him flying across the room.
"SHUT UP AND STOP FIGHTING!"
yelled a very stressed Hworang. Basically, that seemed to shut
everybody up. Hworang, sick and tired of all the immature
behaviour, got up and chcucked £10 out the front door then
slammed it very hard. "HAPPY NOW?"
"Hey!" Nina's brain
finally clicked. "Where's my boyfriend gone? He better not
be chatting up the Chinese takeaway girl or I'll kill!" An
outraged Nina ran out the room to find and kill Paul.
The room fell silent. Well,
almost silent. Xaioyu's sobbing could still be heard in the
background. Hworang, who hated the sound of sobbing, rolled his
eyes. He looked at Law and said"Ya see? I told you not to
invite a third wheel and I told you we shouldn't double date......"