Disclaimer: I own nothing.

I have always wanted to try out a FOP fanfiction, but never got the motivation to do so. Now that I am re-watching the series for the first time since forever and including the newer episodes, I am ready to give it shot. It's a futuristic story staring Poof and a three other characters on the quest to save the world. The plotline is somewhat inspired by the old video game, "Earthbound." I won't get into too much detail, as I don't want to spoil the story. Anyways, the first four chapters are basically introducing our main heroes before going their perilous quest. I hope you all enjoy it.

Yours Truly,

Tanya Adams 64

P.S. I am completely ignoring that abomination of the Live Action movie. It never happened!


A Fairly Odd Adventure

Chapter 001


Jorgen's powerful voice filled the classroom, gaining the attention of the small purple-haired fairy. Poof stiffened after Jorgen slammed his wand on the ground, and then pointing to the chalk board filled with formulas, diagrams, and poorly drawn stick figures.

"Are you prepared to review what we have learned today?" Jorgen asked in his usual gruff voice.

"Y-yes, sir." The young fairy gulped.

"Good." Jorgen began his first question, "Chapter 180 of 'Da Rules': can human adults be affected by magic?"

Poof should know this; he read this chapter over fifty times last night. However, he felt so anxious, he couldn't think straight. Jorgen waited impatiently, as the tough-looking fairy checked his watch.

"Hurry up! I don't have all day!" Jorgen barked.

Poof regained his posture, clearing his throat, "Yes, human adults can be inflicted by magic as long the child wishes so."

Jorgen slammed the wand, causing the classroom to shake. The young fairy quickly held on to his desk, trying not to fall over. "That is correct, weakling! Now onto the next question and be quick this time; you have 300 more questions to go."

Poof moaned in expatriation.


Finally, Fairy Godparent training was over for the day and Poof can return home. He decided to take his time floating home, taking in the view of Fairy Word. The usual pink hue dominated the skies as other fairies tended their usual duties. Poof sighed as he reminisce the past.


It's been over twenty years since he and his family returned to this world since Timmy Turner grew up and lost his memory about them. Poof misses his godbrother and sometimes would visit him just to check up on how Timmy was doing. Of course, he had to do it in secret, since unauthorized visitations to Earth is forbidden for trainees such as himself.

Over the course of the years, Timmy would grow up to become a normal, well-balanced man. He graduated from college with honors and moved back to Dimmsdale to get a job as an accountant for a robotics company and started a family with his wife, Tootie. Unaware that Poof watched him the whole time.

Poof looked up and smiled as he stepped at the front door of his home. His parents, Wanda and Cosmo, both retired from their occupations as Fairy Godparents after they considered Timmy their Magnum Opus. Ever since then, Wanda decided to become a caretaker for the new babies being born; due to the ban of fairies having children finally being lifted. (Although, the law wasn't printed in the books in the first place; but Poof knows better not to question Jorgen's judgment.) Cosmo, on the other hand, is just a stay-at-home dad. No fairy wants to hire his father, due to his low IQ and lack of common sense. Not to mention being very accidental prone.


"Dad, I'm home." Poof announced as he opened the door. Cosmo was vacuuming the floor and gasped as he saw Poof entered. He quickly rushed towards his son, giving him a big hug. However, he forgot to turn off the vacuum cleaner.

"GAH, THE VACUUM!" Poof shouted, as the filter bag expanded at an extraordinary rate.

Unfortunately, Cosmo was too late and the bag exploded with a loud boom that shattered the windows. Dust and dirt was all over the living room and covered the two male fairies head to toe. Poof and Cosmo coughed out the dirt and rubbed their eyes. The green haired fairy lips quivered once he saw the mess he made.

"Wanda is going to be very angry when she sees this." Cosmo gulped.

"Not to worry, Dad. I got this." Poof said, raising his wand up in the air.

With a magical ping, Poof created a small wind current inside the living room. However, he was unprepared the fact it got stronger and faster as it absorbed more dirt. After a moment passed, the current became a powerful typhoon, lifting everything in sight. Cosmo was holding on to dear life as Poof tried to stop it.

"AHH! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!" Cosmo cried as the winds finally caught him and dragged him round and round.

"I CAN'T!" Poof yelled, "I CAN'T CONTROL IT!"

Ping!

In a blink of an eye, the winds stop and Cosmo landed face-first on the ground. "Ow…"

Poof gawked when the typhoon ceased. He wondered who stopped it and turned to see a very annoyed Wanda at the doorway.

"It's not what it looks like..." Poof chuckled nervously.

"Poof, you know better not to use such powerful magic." Wanda waved her finger at Poof. "You could have gotten hurt or worse…"

"Like summoning a rabid toaster with sharp teeth?" Cosmo said weakly as he got up with wobbly knees. He did not notice that he held up his hand and used his magic to poof up a snarling steel toaster with red eyes and sharp teeth. He screamed and ran as the mutant toaster chased him around the house. Wanda and Poof decided to ignore him.

"I was only trying to help." Poof looked down at the floor.

"I know that, but you still don't have complete control over your magic." Wanda reminded him.

Poof sighed after his mother said that, because she is right. While Poof is powerful, he has little to no control over his abilities. The fairies even had to pull him out of Spellementary because Ms. Powers could not handle Poof's power. Therefore, they placed him in 'special classes' just to make sure he is under control. Unfortunately, Poof's instructor is none other than Jorgen. Talking about rotten luck…

"Next time, just don't use that wand of yours." Wanda rubbed the temple of her nose. "Now, help your father clean up this mess."

She magically materialized a broom and dustpan and handed them to Poof. He started sweeping the floor as Wanda decided to fix the windows and start dinner. The monster toaster is still chasing the frantic Cosmo.


Later the evening, Cosmo and Poof were watching a 1950s horror movie about a mutant robot terrorizing a typical American suburban town.

"That robot looks like a toaster." Cosmo shivered, with a blanket covering his head. His teeth chattered as he watched the movie.

"Could you pass the popcorn?" Poof reached over the bowl on the end of the table.

Suddenly, the door-bell rang, causing Cosmo to panic.

"NO! THE TOASTERS ARE BACK!" Cosmo screamed and quickly flew under the couch. He peeked out to see the door.

"Are we expecting some guests?" Poof asked, looking at the door.

Wanda teleported and answered, to find a shaking Binky on the other side.

"Binky, what in the world is wrong with you?" Wanda asked with concern.

"Maybe he saw the toasters." Cosmo whimpered from under the couch. No one paid any attention to him.

"Jorgen sent me to ask you if your son is still home." Binky replied, still uneasy.

"Hey, Binky, I am right here." Poof waved at him with a smile.

"Yes, Poof is home and doing fine. What is going on?" Wanda asked.

"You know his Anti-Fairy counterpart, yes?" Binky asked.

"Oh! OH! I know him!" Cosmo finally flew out from under the couch. "Wasn't he triangle and named…uh…" Cosmo looked up to see if he could remember the name, "…wasn't it Floyd?"

"What about him?" Wanda asked.

"Well…you see…" Binky twiddled his thumbs, "He kind of escaped from Abracatraz."


End of Chapter 001

A/N: I made some few modifications of the actual storyline here and there, as you may notice. As they say: the future is not set in stone.