How Link Feels About Saving Princess Zelda
Zelda, oh why?
You always are captured by that guy.
It's annoying, honestly,
Why, do I always save you?
Could I have a break?
Just one minute or two?
I'd like to settle down
Than to save you all the time.
Could fate choose another hero?
Maybe Groose?
Or one of your pirate crew?
I'm just tired of these heroics,
I'd rather save a green rupee,
Than you.
