I know I'm working on a lot of stories and I don't mind. That's why I'm making a little fanfic about our first boy wonder being really annoying.Also, it's just random and I'm sorry if it's bad, I just wanted to get out a story idea. Too bad that Jason has to be the victim of this demise. Where is Damian and his dangerous threats, weapons and scowls when we need them? It could've saves a lot of trouble... Anyway, here is the story... Enjoy...

"Oh dickybird, can you please get your hands off me?" Growled Jason. Richard was literally squeezing the life out of him. Dickybird obviously didn't listen to him. "Aww Jasey, your so cute! No wonder Bruce adopted you. I love your eyes and everything else." Jason breath hitched".. Is that true, you like everything about me?" Dick loosened his hold on Jason. He lifted his chin, looking inside his eyes softly and said," oh course Jasey baby, no doubt about it." He brushed his lips softly against Jason's and laughed. Jay bird arched an eyebrow directly up in a circle."Why are you laughing dickface?" Dick only shoved a mirror in front of his face..."DICCCCKKKKKKKKFACCCE!" Dick covered his ears. Instead of apologizing to Jason, he just laughed and peppered kisses all over his face.

Jason suddenly lashed out an ran to a room, shutting the door loudly. Dick suddenly stopped laughing and ran towards where Jason is... he can hear sniffles and angry words inside. Now he is really not happy. Dick knew that trying to upfront talk to Jason will be a living hell, so he decides to text him instead.

Dick: Jason, come one man. I'm sorry for my actions jay bird, I'm really am. All I just wanted to do is spend some time with you. That's all.

(5 minutes later)

Jason: it's alright... Why would you ever want to be in a platonic relationship with me Richard?

Dick: Call me dick please. Only Dicky,baby. Come on, let me come in

Jason opened the door and let Dick in. He was standing near a shelf. "Sit down Jason." Said Dick. Jason was confused,"Why?" Dick only responded with a kiss on the lips. After they pulled apart, Jason decided to sit on a blue chair. Bloooop! Jason immediately stood up and looked at the chair. He became angry and faced a smiling Dick."I hate you... Bring your ass back here right now...!" The two then started chasing each other all day. Just... Why does Dick have to do this...