Hey! I saw this song on a Naruto AMV on youtube. I luv it hope you like!!!!!! Another SasuNaru -' im obsessed….the song's called 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q. The people's names were originally Rod and Nicky, but I changed them to Naruto and Sasuke for this. Sadly, I don't own Naruto, but if I did, the series would be seriously messed up. No joke.

If You Were Gay

Sasuke sighed happily. "Ahhh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book—'Broadway Musicals of the 1940s'. No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?" Suddenly, Naruto burst through the door. "Oh, hi Sasuke!" he said cheerily.

Sasuke's face dropped rapidly.

"Hi, Naruto..." "Hey, Sasuke, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. Typical Naruto. Talking about nonsense, as always. "This guy was smiling to me, and talking to me…" "Oh, yes, Naruto, that sounds very interesting." "Mmm-hmm. He was being reeeeal friendly. And, heh, I think he might've been coming on to me! I think, he might've though I was gay!"

Sasuke cleared his throat, which was suddenly very tight. "So, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. Whadja' have for lunch today?" Naruto looked at Sasuke, concerned. "Well, you don't have to get all defensive about—" "Habjababja! Ugh, why should I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read," Sasuke said desperately, hoping Naruto would get the hint.

He didn't.

"Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Sasuke. I just think it something we should be able to talk about!" Sasuke's eyes narrowed dangerously. "Well, I do not want to talk about it, Naruto. This conversation is over." He said curtly. "Yeah, but Sas—" "OVER!" Naruto scrunched up his face. "Well, okay, but just so you know…" Music started to play and Naruto started singing.

If you were gay

Sasuke's eyes were slits.

That'd be O-K

Sasuke's hands were clenched into tight, white fists by this point.

I mean cos hey, ha!

I'd like you anyway

Because you see

If it were me,

I would fell free to say

That I was gay…

But I'm not gay

"Naruto, please, I am trying. To. Read." His words were stiff and came out through clenched teeth. Naruto's face hat blank for a few moments before he tapped Sasuke's shoulder eagerly. "What?!"

If you were queer

"Argh, Naruto…" Sasuke's voice was low and warning.

I'd still be here

"Naruto, I am trying to read this book."

Year after year

"Naruto…."

Because you're dear to me

"Aggghh!!!"

And I know that you…

"What!?"

Would accept me too

"I would?" Sasuke said, amused. Naruto glared kunai at him.

If I told you today

"Hey, guess what? I'm gay!"

But I'm not gay.

I'm happy just being with you…

"High button shoes pal Joey!…"

So what should it matter to me

What you do in bed with guys…!

Sasuke's eye twitched. "Naruto, that is WRONG!" Naruto pouted. "No it's not!

If you were gaaaaaay

"Agggggggggh..."

I'd shout "Hurray!"

Sasuke clamped his hands over his ears. "I AM NOT LISTENING!!!!"

And here I'd stay

"LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!"

But I wouldn't get in you way

"AHHHHH!!"

You can count on me

To always be

Beside you everyday

To tell you its okay

You were just born that way

And as they say, it in your DNA!

YOU'RE GAY!!!!

"I AM NOT GAY!" Naruto looked thoughtful. "If you were gay…"

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

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You people like it? R&R!! and for those of you who are reeeeeeeally slow, the italicized (slanted) words are the SONG. If you want to hear it go to and look up "Naruto and Sasuke-If You Were Gay" its hilarious!!! Ttyl!! Luv all of those who review!!!!!