Hey mates! I made cookies!" Sirius Black said as he rushed into the Gryffindor Common Room. He shook the bag of chocolate chip cookies that was in his right hand. His three best friends, Peter Petigrew, Remus Lupin, and James Potter were sitting in the red armchairs around the crackling fire.

No! Wormtail for the last time, it's Alligoria not Algebra!" James said crumbling up a bit of parchment and tossed it over his shoulder into the fire. Lupin and Peter looked up at Sirius and accepted the cookies he handed to them.

Sirius ignored James's outstrechted hand. "Uh mate, can I have a huge cookie?" James asked pleadingly.

"No." Sirius said looking at James with a straight face.

"A big cookie?

"No."

"A medium one?

"No."

"A small one?"

"No."

"CAN I EVEN HAVE ONE BLOODY CHIP?!"

"No."

"WHY BLOODY NOT!?"

"Because you shouldn't have one.

"Why?!" James asked confused.

"Because I said so."

"But I waaaant onnne." James whined.

"Well too bad."

"You gave Snape one!?"

"It was filled with Bubbertupper puss and troll snot"

"But it was still a cookie!"

"You still don't get one." Sirius said still with a straight face.

"Well...I really didn't even want one." James said in a voice that fooled no one.

James than turned around and stormed across the common room towards the dorms. When he was about halfway there he turned around and raced towards Sirius. He tackled Sirius and yelled.

"GIVE ME A BLOODY COOKIE!" James screamed reaching for the bag in Sirius's hand.

"MO!" Sirius said in a muffled voice. James was pushing Sirius's face into the deep carpet.

Remus tried pulling James off of Sirius. "Padfoot, just give the poor guy a cookie!" James said pulling James's foot.

"MO!"

"Padfoot, give me a yummy cookie!" James said pushing his knee in Sirius's back. Before Sirius could answer Remus had pulled the fighting pair apart.

"Fine, be that way.' James said mad and annoyed. He stormed towards the boys dorm's door and slammed into it face first. James continued up the stair. Obviously he had masked his embarrasment pretty well.

After the three heard the door slam Remus turned towards Sirius and asked. "So, Padfoot, why didn't you give Prongs a cookie?"

Sirius looked Remus straight in the eye and said. "He's allergic to them and knows it."

From the top of the stairs James yelled. "But I still waaant one!"

Wormtail had obviously missed the entire situation and looked up from his parchment and said "Spork."