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Tree Notes:
Kiko: So this our first fic writing as Kiki, and Kiko. We hope you guys enjoy it. Our writing styles vary from chapter to chapter, because this is a compilation and we're not the same people. So enjoy readers, because you're about to go on one cray cray ride.
Kiki: I feel like the title of this thing is like an episode of Spondgebob. You know the one where they go to rock bottom.
Kiko: Oh yeah. Well that's ironic.
Enjoy~
-Kiki&Kiko
(Children of Trees)
Disclaimer: We own nothing.
Prologue
"PAY UP BALDIE OR I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM!" Shizuo roared as the bald man tried to run away with his illegally free bag of chips unsuccessfully.
You can agree with me that clearly, stealing from Heiwajima Shizuo, THE Heiwajima Shizuo, 'bukuro's most violent creature, is never a good idea.
He charged at the thief and grabbed him by his arm. The man tried to twist away from him, but Shizuo held on tightly, too tightly.
Unluckily for both of them that day, they heard a loud snap, followed by the bald thief's scream. When Shizuo looked down, he saw the man's arm become limpid and realized that he had accidentally broken it just as he had threatened.
"Ah. Oops. " was all he could say.
Baldie was in too much pain to properly respond.
His manager who had seen the whole thing …
"WHY DID YOU BREAK HIS ARM?!" His boss shrieked.
"HE TOOK A PACK OF CHIPS WHILE I WAS PACKING THE VENDING MACHINE AND DIDN'T PAY THE 2.50!"
Shizuo quickly snatched the bag of chips out from the man's violently shaking hand and placed it into the vending machine. You see, with Shizuo's anger management issues he had recently been jumping from one job to another, lasting at most only a few days before doing something stupid.* (*read as: violent) Only fired two hours after employment was a new record.
His brother, Kasuka had been pulling strings around Ikebukuro to get his brother a job whenever he was fired, but he had gone through so many jobs that there were almost no available jobs for him.
Except for one.
Tree Notes (cont.)
Kiko: Aaaaand that was that. Flamers are welcome. Though we look more for criticism and on what we can do better.
Kiki: Woah my first fic EVER. Geez writing that felt like i was doing homework. Lol. Oh golly, I dunno what to put in here...Uh...Hi there~.
