Weiss Assissins Cats
By: White Rose

Disclaimer: I don't own the Weiss Hunter Demo I wish I did(stares off into space with stars in eyes)
(A book is herled across the room and hits the author in the back of the head)
/Get back to the fic/=mental thinking
"You're not any fun!"=talking
***=place/time change

Prologue: How? What? WHY!?

Ken glanced around in the darkness of the lab. Tables created an elborate maze of test tubes and oddly colored contianors. The medium
height assissin of Keiker looked pass the laberthe towards the window, where he had entered from. It had taken him a while to get through
even though he could spare the time, no one had called over his head set. Then the static was heard loud and clear in his left ear, cursing to
himself, he began moving towards the door on the opposite of the glassware.
"Siberian, where are you?" a familiar voice growled on the other side of the line.
"I'm in some sort of a lab that is nothing but test tubes and test tubes of unknown substances,"Siberian snapped back in annouance.
"Well get out here and stop wasting our time,"Abyssissin ordered clicking off the headset.
Heavily the lost boy look at the window then the door. With grace and speed he crawled under the table to reach the next row over. Mentally
cursing asking,/Why did I even agree to take this baka mission! Damn Aya, Damn These crazy scientists! AND DAMN THESE TABLES!/
***
Bombay let his fingers fly over the laptop's keys, according to Abyssissin, Siberian's advance would be delayed for a few more minutes,
this gave him more time to finish hacking into the system and play a quick game of tetris without worrying about the king-of-ice-glares finding out.
He smiled his headset about to go static and a familiar voice came on line sounding rather pissed too.
"Bombay, I will never go into this place that has too many tables to count!" the voice stated crossly.
"Mou, Siberian, it's about time you got out,"the boy replied opening another file,"Is Balinese in position?"
"He should be,"the boy replied annoyed then a pause and the sound of foot steps. Another pause once the sounds had died down,"Oi Bombay,
did Manx say anything about this place being highly gaurded? Cause this place is crawling with them."
"Iie, I don't remeber,"the boy states then hears footsteps approaching his door to the closet,"Siberian I'll be right back."
"K, Siberian over and out,"the voice replied softly and instantly the boy had shut his moniter and pulled out his crossbow.
Outside there was sound of sprinting then shouting of a different lanuage. Bombay gripped his crossbow, his finger ready for anything, then
the door opened revealing a bloody man with red hair and a katana in hand. Hard violet eyes met shocked blue and with a nod the man was gone.
Bombay sighed with relief as he quickly moved out of the broom closet and closer to the location of the target for tonight.
***
Balinese slincked around the corner leaning while pulling his web of tricks. Just then Siberian came running up to him nodding as he went
past, barenucks in full swing, making swift contact with human flesh. Blood splattered against the white walls, as another gaurd went down. The
blonde man nodded as in approving then looked at the no-longer defended, the two headed towards the door. Instantly behind them was the
other two members of their team. Carefully, Siberian gripped the door, his fist drawback, the other members waiting. With a full force he opened
the door, it swung opened and then there was only moonlight entering through the window, then a bright light consumed all members of the Kieker
assissin team named Weiss.
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(I am sooooooooooo tempted to just leave you with a clif but I'm a nice author who like REVIEWS so you better give me some otherwise, Aya
will give you....)
(GET BACK TO THE FIC OR GET OFF THE COMPUTER!)*Aya*
(sniff....ok aya-chan, here you're ficcy have a nice nap!)
*****
Balinese groaned, his head felt like an 18 wheeler had hit going 80 mph while he had been drunk. Opening his eyes he blinked, since when
did the sky look so big and why weren't the stars out? The night had been beautiful, other than the fact they had a mission. Then he snapped his
head up, but felt something heavy over his head. In fact he tried breathing but struggled to move as well. The more he twisted the more he got
stuck, he growled in annoyance/This is not good, definantly not good....Come to think of is minna-san?/He attempted to find his headset but then
remeber he had left it in the car because it hurt his head, rolling his eyes, he again struggled, then felt something pulling through his entire body.
"MEROW!"a high pitch was heard through the cloth, Youji tried moving again only to fall on his face, his nose, he blink, since when did his nose
have whiskers?"What the hell is going on?" or at least that is what he wanted to say instead it came out as a "Meow?" Instantly he covered his
mouth freeing his hands, no paws./OK, now it is time to WAKE UP!/francitally he saw a ray of light at the end of the tunnel, instantly he started
crawling towards it.
Just then a brown long hair cat with teal/brown eyes poked its head in, completely blocking the light. The cat blinked then gave a shocked
look, only to pull it's head completely out once again. Youji had had enough he followed the cat out of the tunnel only to find he was un able to move.
Again he squirmed attempting to free the rest of his body/I'm stuck!/he struggled again only landing on his nose. Growling in frustration he glanced
around to notice a lot of cloths discarded on the ground, in the distance was a building on fire. He just stared at the scene in front of him/OK, where
are the others and why are their three cats around our cloths?/
"YOUJI!"Omi's voice rang through the night.
"Omi? Where are you?"Youji shouts back looking around, then stared as a black kitten with bright blue eyes waved it's paw and bounded over
to him. Within seconds Youji found himself pounced on by the black cat he growled,"What have you done with Omi and to me!"
"Youji, it is me, Omi,"the should be teenage boy replied instead the kitten looked hurt.
"NANI! BUT WE'RE CATS!"Youji screamed hysterically standing up, finally free from the tunnel. He looked down then reconqized the cloths, it
was a sleeve with a long white cross on it. Instantly his eyes bludged again,"I got cat hair on my outfit!"
"Youji, I think we have bigger problems,"the brown cat from earlier states, instantly Youji looked up.
"Ken-ken?"the blonde looks rather shocked here was a long hair Siberian with tabby like stripes that were dark brown, along with a fluffy tail.
"Hai,"the cat states sheepishly then looks around,"Have you seen Aya-kun?"
"Iie, not yet,"Omi replies getting off of Youji, but stepped on his dark tail.
"OW! Will people leave my tail alone!"Youji shouted rather annoyed clutching it to his front paw. He finally got a look at his fur, light on the body
parts and dark around the tail,"I'm a BALINESE, LITERALLY!"
"Hai, Youji-kun we know, we're all cats!" Ken snaps rather annoyed,"and no I don't know how we got like this."
"You think it was the bright light?"the bombay asks curiously stractching behind his ear for a moment, then stopped when the other two were staring
at him strangely,"Nani? I have an inch,"
Youji only pointed his front paw at Bombay or so the kitten thought and started stammering. Ken just blinked constantly as if he was in shock. Omi
feeling left out turned around then felt his heart stop, there behind him was a large orange/red/black Abyssissin cat that had the equvilant of an
Aya-kun-glare-of-doom. Violet eyes narrowed as he seemed to study the three, then he layed down closing his eyes as if waiting for someone
to explain and quickly.
"Hi Aya-kun,"Omi ventured meekly, instantly got the reaction of completely shocked violet eyes popping open.
"Explain, now,"the only words were heard, the other three became silent just looking at each other and the scattered cloths and weapons on the
ground. By the now the fire had completely destoryed the lab along with anything that could ever help the four of them to become literally human
again.


WR: Well what do you think? You like? Yes......No.... let me know otherwise they'll stay like this and I can't have four cats ruining my room! So
please review.....Youji-kun off the bed and stay out of my closet!BLAH!