Secret Admirer
John POV
Hi I'm John Cena, but I bet you already knew that. I'm a 13 Time World Champion. I've stared in movies like The Marine, 12 Rounds, Fred 1, 2, and 3, and Legendary. Hell I've even made my own rap album, which made number 15 on the charts. But the one thing I can't do, that's so simple is get a boyfriend. I mean I've had boyfriends in the past but, I haven't been with anybody in 2 years. All my friends have boyfriends. Randy is with Kane, Phil is with Undertaker, Edge is with Shawn, Sheamus is with Hunter, and Mike is with Steve. Yeah those are all my friends. The 11 of us always go out together. I mean don't get me wrong, I love hanging out with them, I just feel left out sometimes. Because I don't have anyone to share it with like they do.
I was walking backstage, lost in my thoughts until someone interrupted me. Hey john "randy said". Oh hey randy what's up "I asked". Oh nothing, I just wanted to know if you were coming out to night with me and the gang "he said". I don't know randy if I want to go out "I said". Does this have anything to do with the fact we have boyfriends and you don't "he asked". Golly gee thanks for putting it in a nice way "I said". I'm sorry jay, it's just you shouldn't let this bring you down "he said". That's easy for you to say, you have Kane "I said". Sometimes I just feel like the 11th wheel around you guys "I said". John there's no such thing as a third wheel "he said". Well in this case, it does exist "I said". Oh come on john come out with us "he said". Fine I guess, but if it starts getting boring I'm out of there "I said". Great we are all going out to dining at bread sticks "he said". Dinner, I thought we were going to the club "I asked". Oh we always go there, we wanted to change it up a bit "he said". It's going to be an 11 men date "he said". Oh yippee "I said". Well I gotta go get ready for tonight, bye jay "randy said". Bye ran, see you tonight "I said".
I was in my room thinking on if I should go or just ditch, and go to the bar and get drunk, and pass out. I decided to go and hang out with my friends. I took a nice shower, and put on a normal black suit, and I was out of there in 30 minutes. I got there and it looked really fancy. I went in and a lady asked me if I want a table. I'm with a party "I said". Oh are you in the 11 men party "she asked". Yeah I'm number 11, like always "I said". Right this way sir "she said". She pointed into a room that had only one table and all my friends were sitting there. I guess randy decided to get his own room, and big table. Hey guys what's up "I asked". I'm so glad you came "randy said". Me to, I guess "I said". Hey john boy "Phil said". Hey punk "I said". Hey Glenn, Mark, Adam, Shawn, Sheamus, Hunter, Mike, and Steve "I said". They all said hi as I was sitting. We all ordered our food and were waiting. Hey jay I think there's somebody I could set you up with "Adam said". Really who "I said". Dolph Ziggler "he said". Dolph Ziggler, oh hell no, he cheats on everybody he gets with "I said". Adam thought about then nodded. OOOO what about my old friend Bill Gunn "Shawn said". Shawn Billy is a cool guy but no "I said". What about Wade Barrett "Sheamus said". Everybody looked at him like he was stupid. Never mind then "he said".
All of our food came, and it looked great. We were all bout to dig in when Shawn interrupted us. Hey everybody we must bless the food "he said". I haven't eaten anything in three hours; I need to eat dammit "Steve said". It will only take a minute baby "Mike said". Thank you mike "Shawn said". Anybody else want to interrupt me "he said". No can we just get on with this "Mark said". Ok god I want to thank you for beau- "Shawn was interrupted by a waiter". Excuse me I have candy and flowers for John Cena "he said". I looked up when he said my name. Yeah I'm John Cena "I said". He handed me the flowers and candy. If I may ask, who are these from "I asked"? Well he didn't tell me his name, he just told me to give these to John Cena "he said". Now if you'll excuse me I must get back to waiting tables "he said". Who do you think there from jay "Randy said"? I don't know some stalker "I said". I think you have secret admirer "mike said". No way, what guy would like me "I said". There are a lot of things to like about you john "Kane said". Everybody looked at shocked to hear him say that. What I have a soft side "he said". Hey john I think there's a note in the flowers "Hunter said". I checked the flowers, and there was indeed a note in there. Well read it "Randy said". Ok dang I'll read it "I said".
Dear John
I know this is out of the blue, but I just wanted to say I like you. You are the prettiest thing in the world. I would have talked to you face-to-face but I'm too shy. When I see you my whole world becomes better. And when you smile my heart skips a beat. You're probably smiling right now. We work so close together yet were so far away. Anyway I just wanted to say you are amazing. And I hope one day we can go on a date.
From: Secret Admirer
