Dynasty Warriors: League of Their Own!
Summary: OH MY GAWD! IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Disclaimer: I don't own DW (from Koei), MK (from Midway) or certain OCs. Bai Zhi is copyright mbriscoe99 while Z Star is actually Z Star. I have received due permission to put them (the OCs) in. Thank you, authors!
The cast! (will be updated after developments)
Zuo Ci (property of Koei): Following the advent of his newly formed team of truly original (or shall I say, bizarre) characters, Zuo Ci has finally earned a break from maintaining the balance of China.
Li Wen: Our resident crazy guy with next to no respect for angst, stupidity, and jerks. He's grown adept at the use of a broadsword and his razor sharp hats. One hat is kept on his head, the other on his back, covering the broadsword.
Bai Zhi (copyright of mbriscoe99…read mbriscoe99's stories!): Bai Zhi is a battlemage, highly competent in combat, and of course, potent in magic. She's mastered all known elements and can manipulate them in a variety of ways. She has to frequently look out for her two less mature comrades, but that doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy her job of putting down idiots.
Z Star (copyright of Z Star the Hidden Dragon…read her stories!): With a design like Archangel of the X-Men and being composed entirely of magic, Z Star relies on the various forms of her personality to combat eeeeevil. She's lighthearted, almost to a fault, but she's a bright girl.
(A.N.: This does not in any way mean Z Star the author is schizophrenic, it's just creative license applied on her various nicknames in her profile, something which at the time of this writing I do not see anymore)
Huang Tien Hu (Heaven Tiger) (copyright me): Will be revealed! Mwahahaha!
Together, they are the Avengers! Or not…
Chapter 1: Because I Was Too Lazy To Write It In Full!
-Home of the berserk-mode Larry Wu, a week ago…-
Li Wen threw one of his hats forward like a yoyo. The would-be emperor dances about by twisting his body, dancing about while twirling his straight sword.
The young man suddenly zoomed forward with an inhuman streak to his hat's position, catching it and throwing it. The near-perfect person hastily parries but the fragile straight sword breaks upon contact as the hat ricochets back to Li Wen.
In a fluid team effort, Z Star swooped down in Cutie Yunie mode, now armed with a pair of guns. The magical being blasted away, wounding the tragicomic 'OC' and flew to safety with an innocent giggle.
Then, as the beautiful, dashing, glossy haired, valiant, wise, compassionate, quick to anger, sexy, altruistic, gets-it-all, hate-to-love Gary Stu fell down in SLOOOOOOOOOOOW motion (with rose petals flying everywhere like a tornado), Bai Zhi unleashed an ice cloud, mid strength.
The elemental supercooled air impacted against Gary Stu and swiftly turned his own body into ice. As he SLOOOOOOWLY fell…uh…
Li Wen balanced one of his hats (the back one) on his foot and kicks it about like a soccerball with metahuman precision so as not to get cut.
Faaaaaaaalliiiiiiiiing……….
Z Star lied down on the floor and started making 'air angels', complete with her wings. She innocently yawned, flashing between a few forms.
Faaaaaaaalliiiiiiiiing……….with rose petals!
"Oh for crying out loud," an irritated Bai Zhi muttered. The battle mage grabbed the body, held it aloft, and threw it down with a smash. The rose petals unceremoniously dropped down in an instant as her allies applauded.
-Home of Kung Pao of the Dark-Feng-Shui-Mantis-Fist, tonight…-
"This can't go on," the stern, iron-masked (but undoubtedly handsome-with-strategic-beautiful-scars) and ruthless-in-an-alluring-way Kung Pao declared. With his cape and hood, he looked like an ancient Doctor Doom (copyright Marvel).
A kid that was JUST thrown into the DW game/Fanfic world stuttered with fright but composed himself with his 'impressive' courage.
"So…So what should we do, Kung Pao?"
"Simple. Observe the facts. Now…every assassin ever sent, every OC created and shipped, every OC RULER…all have been defeated. We are no different from those. All had some unknown fundamental, be it their strengths, backgrounds, looks…whatever. We share those. I think that is the link."
A typical hothead slammed the table in fury.
"So does that mean we're WEAK! No, we can't be weak! Otherwise…I can't avenge my village! Avenge them…of CAO CAO!"
"…Be quiet…" the standard issue taciturn samurai with a katana mumbled barely audibly while in his samurai style robes and Zhou Tai-esque helmet, complete with stick on scar.
"WHAT?!"
Kung Pao makes his fist glow a deadly black.
"Fool. If we had such powers, enough to level armies, why would we be weak? Now…how could they POSSIBLY defeat us and our servants?" the mastermind muttered in a deathly calm tone.
A bishie strategist popped up at that moment, with a rose in hand and blonde locks flowing freely despite the dark room with only one light having no wind.
"Pardon me, 'partner'," he started, for all in that room were intent on becoming the one overlord of China, "but I believe that what we should do is beat them at their own game. Surely, for we have done naught but send the same kind of warrior over and over again, surely we should send…somebody else?"
The Doctor Doom wannabe tapped his mask in thought. He nodded.
"But then…who shall we send? Who CAN we send?"
The samurai spoke up.
"I have…someone…we could…use…" he spoke, pauses…mid sentence…just like…this…
At that moment, from the darkness, a figure, clothed in a black cloak covering all of it except for the face (which was covered by a dark conical hat) emerged.
"Fresh…from the author…this is…Huang Tien Hu…a very different…person…from the rest…"
Kung Pao smiled behind his mask.
"Yes. This should do nicely, Watanabewashimaru Kintarotonbogiri Amenomurakamo Kusanagi."
"That's Watanabewashimaru Kintarotonbogiri Amenomurakamo Kusanagiamaterasu Tsukuyomisusano Miyamotomusashi Sasakikojirou."
"Whatever. The point is we shall finally be rid of those meddling characters. Then…China. Now then…"
At that point, Kung Pao (the only REAL villain) threw back his head.
"MWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!! MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
-Zuo Ci's cave, Mount Emei, that same night…-
"Wen? What's wrong?" a concerned sage asked his 'X-man' who had a shellshocked look. Must have been that 'author blessing' thing.
"I sense something…distuuuuurbing…"
Bai Zhi, the veritable second-in-command to Zuo Ci, raised an eyebrow.
"You mean BESIDES the various Sues and Stus out there?"
"Yeah. Something…DIFFERENT…"
Z Star giggled.
"Oh boy! Something INTERESTING! It's the start of a new story!"
Zuo Ci could only shake his head. Things were so peaceful, too…
A.N.: There we are! Again, please don't expect frequent updates! Thanks, all!
