Disclaimer: I do not own PJATO. But I'm still awesome, so it doesn't matter.
We thought the Golden Fleece sounded boring, so we made a new version. We call it, "The Green Fleece."
I think Percy and Annabeth died. They've been in the lake all night.
Hades says to tell you that he lost Cerberus in Central Park yesterday. If we see him could we please catch him and return him to the underworld.
Juniper's pregnant…
… by Beckendorf.
Chiron your stomach looks big. Are you pregnant?
Zeus told me to tell you, "The end is near."
I heard Selina was cheating on Beckendorf…
… with you.
Luke had a son…
… with Thalia…
… named Anakin.
Is it true that you and Aphrodite have a thing going on?
Chiron, I love you. Are you gay?
Do you have your own personal supply of pooper-scoopers?
Your good friends with Dionysus. How do you deal with hangovers?
I sent Kronos a Father's Day card for you. It said, "Have a great Father's Day in Tarterus."
Percy and Clarisse disappeared in a bathroom a while ago, and when they came out her head was soaking wet and none of the toilets worked.
Do you always put glitter in your mane?
By the way, Percy wet your bed.
Annabeth? Oh, she ran away with Luke a couple days ago.
Why didn't you tell me you and Grover had a kid…
… named Sally?
There's a pair of hot pink Tinker Bell underwear hanging on the flag pole with your name on it.
Do you really have a tattoo…
… that says "I Love Daddy"…
… on your butt?
Selina wants to know why you cheated on Beckendorf.
Are you male of female?
What does επίστεγο mean?
