Dream

I own nothing but the plot of this story. I am sorry to all the Deisaso fans reading this but I find it rather funny.

I sighed as I walked down the hall to Deidara's room, he was late ,as usual, for our meeting and I was the one who had to find him. I searched almost the entire base I decided to check his room, which was where I'm heading now. When I got to his door it was locked. Hmmm.

After getting the door unlocked I walked in to find Deidara asleep on his bed. I was about to shake him awake when he said "Sasori Danna I want to tell you something." I froze,was he awake or sleep talking? I decided to listen more when I figured out he was sleep talking. I waited for a few minutes and he said "Sasori I'm in love with you." I froze in shock. I never thought he loved me, heck I knew he was gay but I thought he was dating Itachi. Then he said something that I never thought he would know.

"I know you like guys too." OH MY GOD! How did he know that? What else did he know? Well let's wait and see. After a few minutes Deidara turned and said "I know you love me too, but we could never work out. You and I both like guys. But you like guys and your gay, I like guys and I'm straight." Somehow he was taking his shirt off and he was still asleep. "Sasori what I'm saying is this, I am a woman. That's why we'll never work out. It's also why me and Kisame are actually married."

I stood up and was about to the door when something broke my heart even more, those little words did. "I am pregnat with his baby, well his or Zetzu's." I ran out the door and into the meeting room. I would make him pay for breking my heart. Pein looked at me and I said "I have a few things I want to say, sir." he nodded so I went on, "I just found out that Deidara was a girl." everyone started to laugh so I looked to Pein and he said "You seriously just figured that out?" I ignored him and went on, "I also found out she was pregnat." that shut everyone up. "Do you know who?" Konan asked.

"She said it was Kisame's or Zetzu's." I said and Kisame looked mad as hell while Zetzu looked shocked, everyone else was laughing again. Then Deidara walked in and said "What the hell is going on?" and when Pein explained she came over and stabbed me in the heart.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I woke up screaming in Deidara's face. "Calm down Danna." he said and I smiled it was all a nightmare. I was so relived, until the door opened. Kisame and Zetzu walked in and each grabbed one of Deidara's hands. Deidara smiled at them and looked at me. "We found out it's a boy and we decied to name it after you." he smiled at me when he was done. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed again but this time I stabbed myself.