"Hello, everybody!" Harry Potter greeted.

Fred grinned. "Welcome! Wizards-"

"Muggles!" George chimed in.

"Hippogrifts, Goblins!"

"House elves, unicorns!"

"Werewolves, and even trolls!"

"But not Slytherines." George added.

"No, no. Definitely not Slytherines." Fred agreed.

"Can we get on with it already!" Ron yelled.

"Shut up, Ronald!" Hermione slapped his arm. "Be patient."

"Yes, Ronald." George mimicked.

"Be patient." Mocked Fred.

"We're not getting any younger, here!" laughed Sirius Black.

"Right! Fred and I discovered a few tweaks on the marauder's map, where you're allowed to communicate with their time zone."

"Quite remarkable, George."

"It's bloody brilliant!"

"You're getting side tracked again…" Teddy Lupin chuckled.

"They really can't stay on topic for two seconds, can they?" asked Victoire. "I'll just finish for them myself."

"Thank you. Victoire." Said Harry, relieved to get on with it.

Victoire nodded. "As you know, Weasley Wizard Wheezes has been working on developing a newspaper with an advice column. They've named it 'Weasley Wizard Wheezes Words of Wizdom'. Basically, anybody can write in to any of us, and ask for advice. Or, even if you just want to know something about us, or our opinions on something. We'll be happy to help. What you do is simple, you just leave your letters in the mailbox at the bottom of the page, titled "Review This Chapter". Click that, and start your letter with "Dear (which ever one of us you'd like to write to.) ," and then you insert your letter. Be creative, and feel free to ask us anything you like. You can write to multiple wizards if you like, as well. We're happy to oblique. The grand opening of the paper is today, so get writing! Thanks, everybody!"

"Merlin, Vic, don't you need to breath once in a while?" Dominique asked.

Victoire narrowed her eyes at her sister.

"Dom's right, that was a mouthful!" Ron agreed, receiving a whack in the arm from Hermione. "Ow! What was that for?"

"For being a git." Hermione told him, and he shrugged.

"Enough from the love birds." Said Fred.

"Right, let's not bore everyone to death before they even write in." George agreed.

"Thanks, guys! We look forward to hearing from you! I'll leave a list of suggestions for people you might like to write too. Talk to you soon!" Harry said, posting his list.

Harry Potter

Ronald Weasley

Hermione Granger (Weasley)

Albus Dumbledore

James Potter (Prongs)

Lily Evans (Potter)

Sirius Black (Padfoot)

Remus Lupin (Moony)

Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail)

Tom Riddle (Voldemort)

Minerva McGonagle

Molly Weasley

Arthur Weasley

Bill Weasley

Fleur' Delacour (Weasley)

Charlie Weasley

Percy Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Ginny Weasley (Potter)

Luna Lovegood

Neville Longbottom

Dean Thomas

Lavender Brown

Mad-Eye Moody

Gilderoy Lockhart

Delores Umbridge

Viktor Krum

Cedric Diggory

Cho Chang

Hagrid

Grawp

Scabior

Greyback

Severus Snape

Draco Malfoy

Bellatrix Black (Lestrange)

Nymphadora Tonks

Teddy Remus Lupin

Victoire Weasley

Dominique Weasley

Louis Weasley

Molly Weasley

Lucy Weasley

Fred Weasley

Roxanne Weasley

Rose Weasley

Hugo Weasley

James Sirius Potter

Albus Severus Potter

Lily Luna Potter

Dobby

And anyone else from the Wizarding World you can think of! Thanks so much, and get writing!