"Hello, everybody!" Harry Potter greeted.
Fred grinned. "Welcome! Wizards-"
"Muggles!" George chimed in.
"Hippogrifts, Goblins!"
"House elves, unicorns!"
"Werewolves, and even trolls!"
"But not Slytherines." George added.
"No, no. Definitely not Slytherines." Fred agreed.
"Can we get on with it already!" Ron yelled.
"Shut up, Ronald!" Hermione slapped his arm. "Be patient."
"Yes, Ronald." George mimicked.
"Be patient." Mocked Fred.
"We're not getting any younger, here!" laughed Sirius Black.
"Right! Fred and I discovered a few tweaks on the marauder's map, where you're allowed to communicate with their time zone."
"Quite remarkable, George."
"It's bloody brilliant!"
"You're getting side tracked again…" Teddy Lupin chuckled.
"They really can't stay on topic for two seconds, can they?" asked Victoire. "I'll just finish for them myself."
"Thank you. Victoire." Said Harry, relieved to get on with it.
Victoire nodded. "As you know, Weasley Wizard Wheezes has been working on developing a newspaper with an advice column. They've named it 'Weasley Wizard Wheezes Words of Wizdom'. Basically, anybody can write in to any of us, and ask for advice. Or, even if you just want to know something about us, or our opinions on something. We'll be happy to help. What you do is simple, you just leave your letters in the mailbox at the bottom of the page, titled "Review This Chapter". Click that, and start your letter with "Dear (which ever one of us you'd like to write to.) ," and then you insert your letter. Be creative, and feel free to ask us anything you like. You can write to multiple wizards if you like, as well. We're happy to oblique. The grand opening of the paper is today, so get writing! Thanks, everybody!"
"Merlin, Vic, don't you need to breath once in a while?" Dominique asked.
Victoire narrowed her eyes at her sister.
"Dom's right, that was a mouthful!" Ron agreed, receiving a whack in the arm from Hermione. "Ow! What was that for?"
"For being a git." Hermione told him, and he shrugged.
"Enough from the love birds." Said Fred.
"Right, let's not bore everyone to death before they even write in." George agreed.
"Thanks, guys! We look forward to hearing from you! I'll leave a list of suggestions for people you might like to write too. Talk to you soon!" Harry said, posting his list.
Harry Potter
Ronald Weasley
Hermione Granger (Weasley)
Albus Dumbledore
James Potter (Prongs)
Lily Evans (Potter)
Sirius Black (Padfoot)
Remus Lupin (Moony)
Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail)
Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Minerva McGonagle
Molly Weasley
Arthur Weasley
Bill Weasley
Fleur' Delacour (Weasley)
Charlie Weasley
Percy Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Ginny Weasley (Potter)
Luna Lovegood
Neville Longbottom
Dean Thomas
Lavender Brown
Mad-Eye Moody
Gilderoy Lockhart
Delores Umbridge
Viktor Krum
Cedric Diggory
Cho Chang
Hagrid
Grawp
Scabior
Greyback
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy
Bellatrix Black (Lestrange)
Nymphadora Tonks
Teddy Remus Lupin
Victoire Weasley
Dominique Weasley
Louis Weasley
Molly Weasley
Lucy Weasley
Fred Weasley
Roxanne Weasley
Rose Weasley
Hugo Weasley
James Sirius Potter
Albus Severus Potter
Lily Luna Potter
Dobby
And anyone else from the Wizarding World you can think of! Thanks so much, and get writing!
