Loki = Lady Loki, but male-identified.
Victor von Doom was not amused. While he had woken up to a serenade by his Doombots, Loki was nowhere to be seen.
To make things worse, the Avengers had foiled yet another one of his Master Plans intended for the Not-So-Fantastic-Four-Who-Decided-Not-To-Show-Up and almost caught him while he was trying to make his escape. All in all, it was not turning out to be a very great birthday.
Returning to Latveria to lick his metaphorical wounds, he shed his cloak and armor and wrapped a towel around his waist, intending for a nice soak in his personal jacuzzi ALONE because SOMEONE was NOT THERE.
...Only he couldn't soak in the jacuzzi because it had been filled with mysterious yellow liquid that did not look very inviting.
Alright, so maybe, just MAYBE Loki had been around, but that only made Doom angrier. How dare he avoid Victor von Doom on a day like this and ruin a perfectly good jacuzzi in the process?
Growling, he stomped his way to his vast, empty, Loki-less chambers, muttering under his breath the whole way as he plotted suitable vengeance on the trickster god.
He was so engrossed in his Evil Plotting that he nearly ran into his large double doors, which did not open to his presence. Glaring at the unmoving doors, he readied to blast them open when they vanished entirely.
Doom dropped his towel.
On his bed were two very naked Reed and Susan Richards, tied together with green ribbons and topped with bows on their heads. From the way Reed Richards was struggling, it was clear that something was stopping him from using his powers.
A pair of feminine arms slipped around Doom's waist, pulling him out of his shock.
"Do you like your gift, Victor?" Loki purred. Doom leaned back against the god, enjoying the warm, familiar press of full breasts against his bare flesh.
"I'll take that as a yes."
So maybe Doom was wrong for once in his life, but he wasn't about to admit it to Loki. After all, it was his birthday and it was starting to turn out to be his best birthday yet as he felt Loki's hands wander lower.
