How the Fourth Wall Was (Almost) Destroyed

Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon. Or doctor who.

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a/n: I did the full scene from DW. Sorry if I got anything wrong. Also, davros and the supreme dalek act OOC. But it's hilarious.

000 A POV 000

My name is A. seriously, that's my name. the letter A. why? Because I'm an A unown.

A.D: no shit, Sherlock!

*I stick my tongue out at her*

A.D: I wasn't even aware unowns had tongues. Or mouths, for that matter.

*O comes in.* O is an O unown. He's always telling me off for breaking the fourth wall.

O: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! YOU! *he tries to point at A.D, then remembers he can't cuz he got no fingers* YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!

A.D: SCREW YOU, I'M THE BLOODY AUTHOR, I DO WHAT I WANT!

Me: plus, this is Da Unown Realm. Pun intended. people break the fourth wall all the time.

A.D: oh ha ha. Anyway, I will go back to my lair.

*she uses her awesomely author-like awesomeness to create an awesome author-like portal of awesomeness*

*and goes in, being awesomely author-like in all her awesomely author-like awesomeness*

Me: A.D's definitely overusing the word awesome.

O: agreed. Don't break the fourth wall.

Me: but that's the whole point in my existence! I shall completely and utterly destroy the fourth wall! It will become dust, and the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become-nothing. And the wavelength will continue, breaking through the rift at the heart of the medusa cascade, into every fourth wall, in every dimension, every parallel, every single corner of creation! THIS is my ultimate victory, O, THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FOURTH WALL ITSELF!

O: why do I get the feeling I've heard that somewhere before?

Me: I stole it from davros. And it's not the only thing I stole from him.

000 another universe, on the crucible (regular pov) 000

Davros: NOTHING CAN STOP THE DETONATION! NOTHING AND NO ONE! *he laughs insanely*

*the TARDIS starts materializing*

Doctor: but that's-

Davros: impossible!

*the TARDIS finishes materializing*

Jack: brilliant.

*The door opens and the other doctor comes out with a retarded-looking gun-thingy*

*other doctor starts running at davros*

Doctor: don't!

*davros electrocutes other doctor with his weird electric gloves and the other doctor drops the gun*

Davros: activate holding cell.

*holding cell activates*

*donna rushes out yelling "doctor!" she picks up gun*

Donna: I've got it! But I don't know what to do!

*davros electrocutes her too, she goes flying back*

Doctor: donna! you alright donna?!

Davros: destroy the weapon!

Random dalek: *destroys gun*

Davros: I was wrong about your warriors, doctor. They are pathetic.

Rose: how come there are two of you?

Doctor: human biological meta-crisis. Never mind that, now we've got no way of stopping the reality bomb.

Supreme dalek: detonation in twenty rels! Nineteen,

Davros: stand witness, time lord. Your strategies have failed. Your weapons are useless. Oh, and the end of the universe has come.

supreme dalek: four, three, two, one!

*nothing happens*

*nothing at all.*

Davros: what? Supreme dalek, what has happened?

Supreme dalek: the reality bomb is gone!

Davros: use the spare, fool! The one we used on the prisoners, remember?!

Supreme dalek: …

Davros: well?!

Supreme dalek: we didn't HAVE a spare. The one we were going to use on the universe was the one we used on the prisoners.

Davros: what! Why didn't we have a spare?!

Supreme dalek: we had to make some budget cuts cuz SOMEBODY spent all our money on twinkies.

Davros: so THAT was what that money was for. Oh well, twinkies are good. It was worth it.

Doctor: O_o

Everybody else: O_o

000 back in Da Unown Realm (A POV) 000

I was in my lab, modifying the reality bomb so it would work on the fourth wall. Then O came in.

O: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Me: *innocently* oh, nothing. Just um, fixing this um, device.

O: ha. What are you REALLY doing?

Me: *pretending to be shocked* why would you even think I would do something like that?

O: dude. You have a reputation for doing that sort of thing.

*L comes in* L is, well, an L unown. *L sees reality bomb*

L: why do you have davros' reality bomb?

O: so that's what it is! What the heck does it even do?

L: you REALLY need to watch The Stolen Earth.

Me: it destroys the universe. Every universe. And the void.

O: what?!

*I repeat myself*

O: no, why do you have it?!

Me: you don't want to know…

And with that I teleport to the base. the base is a secret base home to a secret cult known as the destroyers of the fourth wall. Currently, we are working on living up to our name.

*I teleport to a stage, several unown are floating in front of the stage waiting for me*

Me: LACKEYS! Today, we will finally achieve our goal! The bomb is operational! We will detonate it, completely and utterly obliterating the fourth wall, so EVERYBODY knows that they are living in a completely fictional world!

*everybody cheers*

O: *he throws off his cloak* not if I can help it!

Me: ok, three things:

one. The cloak thing only works if everybody else is wearing cloaks. You were the only one wearing a cloak.

two. This is unbelievably cliché'd. this is so cliché'd I can't even begin to describe how cliché'd it is. That's how cliché'd it is.

three. Where did you even get a cloak?

O: ebay. Go figure.

*A.D pops up out of nowhere*

A.D: YES! I HAVE PASSED THE 1,000 WORD MARK WITH MY AWESOMELY AUTHOR-LIKE AWESOMENESS!

*everybody cheers*

And exactly what does that have to do with anything?

Me: whatever. MEET MY ANTIQUE JAPANESE SWORD OF AWESOMENESS! *I pull a katana out of nowhere*

O: you have a katana?

Me: no, I *coughcough*borrowed*coughcough* it.

O: *he pulls an uchigatana out of nowhere as well*

Which looks suspiciously like mine.

Me: you have an uchigatana?

O: no, my katana was missing *he glares at me* so I decided to 'liberate' it.

Curse him. We begin to fight.

O: you realize this is unbelievably cliché'd too, right?

Me: it's A.D's fault.

*we drop our antique Japanese swords of awesomeness.*

*and look around for A.D.*

who has disappeared. along with everybody else.

(insert evil laugh) everything is going according to plan. Except for O stealing my uchigatana. And A.D showing up with all her awesomely author-like awesomeness. I did NOT see that coming.

Anyway, my lackeys should have detonated the bomb by now. I teleport to the other base to check on it.

My lackeys are sitting around a computer, about to push a button.

Me: push the button.

They push down on the button, and-

000

Cliff hanger! I'm so evil. Actually, I'm gonna have multiple endings. And not much of a crossover either. I might bring in some daleks to fix that.