Hola, people. I luffles Chris and Taylor still, even though they might not know who I am…. Anyway, Hex wants to borrow a CD and I don't want to let her…. So, I am afraid of her kick that might contact my head any second.

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Fred sat at the new computer the Weasley family had bought earlier that week. He was on the internet, and had stumbled upon a site named fan fiction.

"GEORGE, GET DOWN HERE!"

"WHY?"

"I FOUND GAY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!"

"IF YOU WANT TO SEE GAY PEOPLE, GO UP TO RON'S ROOM AND WATCH HIM AND HARRY SNOG EACH OTHER SENSELESS!"

"HUH?"

"DUDE, YOU ARE CLUELESS."

"GET DOWN HERE!"

"WHY?"

"I WANNA SHOW YOU THIS STORY THAT SOMEONE WROTE!"

"WHY?"

"CAUSE IN IT WE'RE GAY!"

"WHAT THE FUCK."

"EXACTLY! SO FAR, WE'VE FUCKED EACH OTHER FIFTEEN TIMES IN ONE CHAPTER!"

"I REPEAT, WHAT THE FUCK?"

"I KNOW!"

"WHAT SICK PERSON WROTE THAT?"

"CURSE AND HEX!"

"WHO ARE THEY?"

(A/N: Curse and Hex run away!)

"THESE WEIRD PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO LIVES!"

George by then was next to Fred and both were quiet as they finished reading the story.

"Hey, George."

"Yeah?"

"Wanna try that?"

"Shut up, Fred."

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Me and Hexeh think we need shirts that say "I'm a Tiger Turd! FUCK ME!" Then a big tiger with a pile of shit behind it the size of the tiger. There should be a smilie face with a arrow pointing to the shit pile.

Hex - Whoo Hoo!! Fuck You with Gaara!!!! YEAH!!!