Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha, yuyu hakusho, Trigun, G Gundam, Ranma ½, Gundam wing or ruroni Kenshin …yet mua hahahahahaha

Authors Note: this is really messed up, but its funny and that's all that matters

One day SomeFairy (yes that's my name) and BoBo the rabbit demon were at there house watching a blank TV screen.

SomeFairy: This is boring.

BoBo the RD: Yeah, I know

SomeFairy: so what do you want to do

BoBo the RD: I don't Know what do you want to do

SF: What do you want to do

BBRD: What do you want to do

This went on for many hours until they both decided at once

SF and BBRD: We want to Tortur… I mean help some anime characters!

BBRD: (spins around like mad)

SF: (spins around like mad)

(Dorky classroom appears around them)

SF: so who do we want to tor.. I mean help today

BBRD: Well I just happen to have a list (pulls out list)

SF: (looking at list) you've thought about this before haven't you

BBRD: tee hee. The first person on our list iiiiissssss VASH!!! (opens random door that just appeared)

(Vash can be seen inside eating donuts)

Vash: num num num num (shoveling lots of donuts into his mouth)

BBRD: (Grabs Vash by the collar) come on Vash

Vash: NO, DONUTS! (desperately reaches for donuts)

SF: you can take the donuts with you.

Vash: ^ ^ (grabs donuts and continues eating)

SF and BBRD: (watch Vash eat)

BBRD: 0.o

SF: 0.o. Just go sit down ( points to very small chair)

BBRD: … Um, the next people are Kurama, Hiei, and Kuabara( Attempts to open another random door)

SF: ( Takes giant hammer and smashes BBRD with it) I GET TO OPEN THE DOOR THIS TIME!

BBRD: No way! I'm opening it ( takes out giant metal pan and hits SF)

SF: you got to open the door last time

BBRD: ok you can get hiei and kuabara but I get to go get kurama ^ ^

SF: fine

BBRD: ( gets dreamy look ) Kurama

SF and BBRD go in the door

SF: ( comes out dragging hiei and kuabara)

Kuabara: hey, let go of me

Hiei: what are you doing let go of me

SF: ( getting angry)

Kuabara: you better let me go

SF: that's it…

(please wait)

( cheesy elevator music plays)

SF: (comes back dragging a knocked out kuabara and hiei. Puts them on very small chairs)

BBRD: ( comes out cuddling kurama) you sit right here

Kurama: Er…ok

BBRD: the next people are Inuyasha and fluffy (cuddles with kurama)

SF: I guess I'll get them. (goes into random door)

(fluffy and Inuyasha are fighting each other)

SF: (Grabs both of them and pulls them through the door)

Fluffy: Release me mortal

SF: I'm not a mortal. I'm a fair. SomeFAIRY not SomeMortal. Can't you read?

Fluffy:…

Inuyasha: What are you doing?

SF: (drags Fluffy and Inuyasha to the kiddy chairs.) Sit here

Inuyasha and Fluffy: (sit down)

SF: Bobo, go get Miroku

BBRD: Just a minute (gives kurama kiss)

Kurama:0.o

BBRD: (goes into door and drags Miroku out)

Miroku: Will you bear my child?

BBRD: perve (punches him)

Miroku: (goes to SF) will you?

SF: (punches Miroku) sit down

Miroku: (Sits on kiddy chair)

BBRD : the next people are chibodee and domon

SF: (opens yet another door) I'll go get them

Mean while the other anime characters begin to talk amongst themselves

Inuyasha: (notices Kuabara who's still knocked out . Hiei isn't) 0.o… Does anyone know why were here

Hiei: I don't know but this is becoming annoying

Kurama: (still in shock) 0.o

Fluffy: (mumbling) Stupid fairy

Vash: whats with these chairs

Miroku: My butts going numb

BBRD: All of you shut up!

SF: (comes back dragging Chibodee and Domon)

Chibodee: Hey ,what are you doing

Domon: you're with the Dark Gundam aren't you, AREN'T YOU

SF: The dark gundams dead stupid

Domon: NO, it lives on… it lives ON! ah hahahahahahaha

Everyone:0.o

SF: Good thing we didn't decide to get him last

Domon: I will find you kyogee

BBRD: right… This is taking to long (Snaps fingers)

(Wofei, Kenshin and Ryoga appear)

Ryoga: oh no, this isn't Akane's house

Wofei: INJUSTICE

Kenshin: Wha… where am I (scoots chair a bit) and whats with these chairs?

SF: we'll tell you in a minute. First everyone put your chairs into a circle

Inuyasha: this is stupid

BBRD: ( Attempts to hit him with yet another random door)

SF: Nooo (runs up to Inuyasha and hugs him) Don't hit him

BBRD: why not

SF: (still hugging him)he's too cute to hit

Inuyasha : (trying to get free) let go of me!

SF: Never! ^ ^

Inuyasha: (pouts)

Kenshin: (Takes chair and puts it in the circle. Turns to Hiei who's beside him) Hi my name is kenshin

Hiei: Don't talk to me

BBRD: (grows huge head) BE NICE (Eats Hiei then spits him out)

Everyone except SF& BBRD: 0.o Ewwww

BBRD: Okay now where were we

SF: we put the chairs in the circle

BBRD: right, now lets Introduce ourselves. Say your name and one thing about yourself

Everyone except BBRD&SF: (still scared) ok

SF: first we'll start with you (points to domon)

Domon: (stands) My name is Domon Kashu and I will defeat the dark gundam

SF: the dark gundams already dead

Domon: That's just what they want you to think . it LIVES

SF: whatever

BBRD: (whispers to chibodee) I don't remember him being this nuts! What happened?

Chibodee: (whispers) Rain left him for a gundam mechanic

Domon: no she didn't . The dark Gundam stole her!

Chibodee: right domon of course she was

Domon: (Breaks down in tears)

BBRD: um, let's move on to the next person

Vash: ( gets up) My names Vash and I like donuts ( eats donuts like a crazy person)

Everyone:0.o

SF: next person

Ryoga : (gets up) My names Ryoga and I think I'm in the wrong place

BBRD: no you're in the right place

Ryoga: But I really think

BBRD: YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!

Ryoga: Oh good (sits)

BBRD : Next person

Hiei : (stands) My name is Hiei and I hate you all

BBRD: that's nice

SF: You Hate me? (tears up) wahhhh, you HATE ME

BBRD:-,- Next person

SF: (still crying) he HATES me

Chibodee: (stands) My names chibodee and I like to box. See (takes gloves and hits kenshin)

Kenshin: X . X

BBRD: Don't hit kenshin! (takes giant pen and hits chibodee)

Chibodee: X . X

SF: (stops crying and starts laughing at chibodee) ah hahahaha

BBRD: Next person

Fluffy: My name is Lord Sesshomaru and my greatest desire is to obtain the tetsuiaga (eyes Inuyasha's sword)

Inuyasha: (holds sword protectively)

SF: Sha Shesha

BBRD: shesshyoomareu

SF: how do you say that again?

Fluffy: Shessomaru

BBRD: well since we can't pronounce your name well just call you fluffy

Fluffy: fluffy? Whats a fluffy

SF: thats your nick name silly

Fluffy: don't call me that

BBRD: well call you what we want!

Fluffy: …(Sits and pouts)

SF: (next person)

Kenshin: my names kenshin and I made a vow never to kill again

SF and BBRD: (clap)

Inuyasha: wuss

SF and BBRD: (BBRD hits him and SF kicks him)

Inuyasha: OW

BBRD: I thought you said he was to cute to hit

SF: so I kicked him

BBRD:-.- Next person

Kurama: My names Kurama and I used to be a fox Demon

BBRD: Kurama(faints)

Kurama: …um, is she okay

SF: (fanning BBRD) she's fine

BBRD: (unconscious with tongue out)

SF: next person

Inuyasha: (stands) My name is Inuyasha and I'm…

BBRD: (snaps back into consciousness) searching for the shards of the shikon jewel in order to become a full demon

Inuyasha: actually I was going to say I was hungry. Got any food?

SF: Vash, why don't you give him a donut

Vash : what?

SF: Give Inuyasha a donut

Vash: What?

SF: -.- nevermind (snaps fingers and bowl of chips appears in Inu's hands)

Inuyasha : thanks (sits)

SF: next person

Miroku: my names Miroku and I have a wind tunnel in my hand

Vash: really! Let me see

Miroku : Okay ( takes off beads and wind tunnel starts sucking stuff in)

Vash : (holding on to side of wall) that's so cool!

SF: Close it! CLOSE IT!

Miroku: ( puts beads back on)

Everyone: (Falls Down)

BBRD: Next person

Kuabara: my name is kuabara and I have a spirit sword

BBRD: kuabara (eye twitch)

Kuabara: is she okay

SF: shes fine

BBRD: (eye twitch)

SF: Next person

Wofei: My names wofei and I fight INJUSTICE

BBRD: riiiiiight

Wofie: Silence you WOMAN

SF: what did you say?

BBRD: (hits him with a giant hammer)

SF: dork…Is that everyone

BBRD: Yep, okay you all need real help

SF: so you are all going to the other room and we will call you one by one. Because helping you all at once is impossible.

Chibodee: hey

SF&BBRD: SILENCE(start to grow)

Everyone except SF&BBRD: (run to door and get stuck in it)

Ryoga: Hey, stop pushing

Inuyasha : okay whos elbow was that

Domon: Ow, that hurt

BBRD-.- (Snaps fingers and door becomes bigger)

Everyone except SF and BBRD: (Fall)

BBRD: (Snaps fingers again and door returns to normal and closes)

SF: this is so much fun

BBRD: yeah Its a lot more fun than watching the blank TV screen.

SF: Okay, Call in the first person

BBRD:CHIBODEE

To Be continued

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