This is in dedication to all the authors out there who just write random pornographic sex scenes, in the middle of a perfectly good story. Not that we have anything against sex; but sometimes its like, are you writing a story, or are you writing porn?! We are not trying to offend you or anything but this is when we let out some suppressed anger, and raging hormones.

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James Potter sat in the Gryffindor common room, eating an apple and staring aimlessly at the ceiling like the kid in my algebra class who has the thing about counting ceiling tiles. He heard the door open and saw Lily Evans walk across the room.

He looked at her and something changed, the hate gone, replaced with lust.

" I want you." He said aloud.

"What?" Lily asked. "Now?"

James gave his sexy hair a sexy toss and smiled at her in his sexy way. "Yes." He said, and they began to kiss passionately. His hands roamed her body as their tongue met with fiery sparks. A knock on the door interrupted the short lived love fest.

"Anyone in here?" Sirius's black haired head poked in the door. He smiled big and quickly disappeared. Lily and James went back to kissing as he pushed her robe back off her shoulders, revealing her milky white skin.

The door opened again but Lily and James didn't look up, they didn't care. THE PASSION WAS TOO MUCH TO BE CONTAINED! Sirius hustled through the door followed by at least 17 other Gryffindors carrying popcorn. The two hormone controlled teenagers took no notice. "TAKE ME NOW, JAMES!" Lily moaned through her passion. "I WANT YOU!"

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This is just a short example of what we could be capable of. But why write such a thing, when you could write a really, really good story, with like, dragons and fire and magic and PLOT and a little romance and sex on the side??

We like sex as much as any other hormonal eighth grade girls. We just don't make it a hobby. Thank you for your time! Please review! FLAMES WELCOME!! (We feel like we owe them to you.)