~Totally Lies! Magazine~

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~ Celebrity Gossip~

-Miley Cyrus Edition

(Don't believe ANY this)

It is a very little known fact that Milly Cyrusso is a werewolf. Anyhow, she was spotted having her daily

coffee in Hollywood Boulevard, and then prancing off do do some "work". Or so she says. The paparazzi spotted her walking to her friend's house,

and then having a whispering conversation. Which sounding like. Milly: "Let's psst to the psst psst camp tonight and psst psst psst psst's turtle. Then let's eat. Also where's your fur psst?It must

be pretty. Then we shall go to "Singing With the Stars" Friend: Good 'cause I'm hungry And I'll show it to you for tonight". This proves it. Milly Cyrusso eats turtles. And is a werewolf. Though

there is controversy that she was speaking about a kid's summer camp and about giving his turtle back, then going out to

dinner or something but we know better. And also that she supposedly wanted to see her friends new fur coat, then was going to a Hollywood event, "Singing With the Stars" Pish posh. That was

code for, "Lets howl at the moon tonight" Yes, we know that is indeed something MUCH more sinister.