a/n so dis izz mi furst stori so b gentl. Mi beta haznt tuchd it yet so itz not az qud azz it cud b. but im tryin. But clipy izz so nice he lyk chanqes my wurds so their spelt rite n dublstuf . hes totaly frikkin coolio. I luv him, im gunna marri him now. K thx bai.

Hello mi name is Sahmahnta Gilly-Guille Uzukiramibachibakaka but u can jus call me Kimiko. Im fookin kawaii and bootifull. Im siq n im n emo reck but evrybudy izz cool wit it thoh. I am a ninja prostitot, wich izz pretty fckin siq if you ask me. So n e wayz, I was with my relative bakakashi (haha geddit?) while munchin on some interwebz (lolol I luv 4chon) and we wer remifckin on our lyvez 2gethr.

It all startd wen I killd mi parental units greg and mimishana. They wer trying 2 hold me down like da patreark dat ppl r always tlkn aboot n dublstuf. I rlly lyk oreos if u cnt tell. I rlly lyk black 2.

"I luv u, sahmanta." Dat whas thee furst thin I herd wen I walkd in2 the villag hiden in the leefs. She wuz al lyk 'wtf get away' but I didn say that cuz thts rude n im proper n dublstuf. It mad me think of my super ecret ultamit fetish: to fook my father's cousin's mother's aunt's husband's third cousin. Itz n emo thing, only they undrstand.

As it jus so happens, that wud be kakashi, mi luvr. Insex isn gross u qais u jus need 2 b open mind. So I wuz wlkin thru the villag while stooped mofoz we starin at my anorexic body n my rainbow hair n eyes QAY PRFIDE but they can chanqe in2 n e colr I want them 2. Rite now they were bludy red eyes like the carpet wallz at the place I killd mi parental unitz. Mi hare waz shiny black but deep and liquidatin. I waz lyk a hot vampire lyk my other spousey edwurd. Hez totally hawt and into qay pride..

Hen all of a suddn I herd this sceech like dimend dust n its ever twirling prouse angstn all ova myslf. It was Ino n she waz all lyk 'omg u luk totally lyk saske who r u' n I blushed n fizzld. Did she no I wuz part uchiha on my grandpas side? She must be a demon she thought so I desided 2 kil her.

She waz lk a zombie an wuldnt die n then she bit me n I was lyk 'nooooooo' n then saske n this qay lokin guy came down the road n wer all lyk 'yo wazzup- omfg wtf iz qoinq on?' 2 witch I waz all lyk idk n then I noticed the qay lookinq kid was starinq at mi chest cuz im rlly skinny but my bobs r kinda big but that's okay cuz im rlly pale n lyk wite makes things biqqer so they rlly arnt that biq but their okay I qess.

'u perv' I said n he blushed n ran off like some bitch. I fookin hate naruto. Hes such a stooped bitch. N e wayz saske came up to me n huqd me. 'ive missed u qurl, mi buteful (how do I spell that T_T) patsahmahnta!' 2 wich I blushd n waz all lyk 'ur scweezinq me 2 hard u freek! Im ony in2 insex wit my fathers cousins whtevr the fook it izz!' n I ran off cryinq. He just didn't understand mi pain of only beinq able 2 luv a familee membr. It waz rude of him 2 not evn car aboot me.

Wen I qot 2 the forest it waz cold n dark n spooky so I waz all lyk scard n dublstuf. Then I herd…

A SNAKE HISSS

a/n a prostitot is a prostitute under 18 jus so u know. Im workin on mi gramer n dublstuf n my beta izz slow but qud u know. So lyk wut do u think?

Alzo no flamez! Im tryin rlly hard wit this n I no it isn't qud bt plz be nice n dublstuf will mak cents in thee fushure cuz itz all lyk simbollic n dublstuf n at thee end ur qonna be all lyk man that waz awsum lyk so awsum I need a cigaret