It's my first fanfic of anything, go easy on me alright?
This is the part where most authors talk to the characters, and say there disclaimer. Well, the Naruto characters don't like me. So I'll just tell you myself.
I DO NOT, IN ANY WAY, OWN NARUTO. IT BELONGS TO KISHIMOTO (?). There you go.
Summary: Naruto gets trained by everyone's favorite white-haired, red wearing half demon! WARNING: MAY BECOME A SUPER!NARUTO STORY. Deal with it.
Chapter 1: One Crazy Party!
…The story begins with the beginning of Naruto. You all know his story by now, right? How the strongest of all demons, Kyuubi, was sealed inside his stomach? Yeah, that Naruto. Anyway, he was taken by a certain someone at a young age. I'm talkin' real young. So he's trained by this someone, right? People will respect his powers now. No maybe about it. He will get the respect he deserves. He's gonna make sure of that.
………………………………………………………………………………….. (11 years after the Kyuubi massacre)
Disfigured human forms were sent flying in all sorts of directions from a central mass, all converging on two smaller beings in the direct center of the mob.
"C'mon, make this a little interesting, at least!" the smaller of the two figures yelled at the monsters.
"How ya hold'n up Blondie?" said a white-haired man in a red coat. As the monsters moved in on them, the sounds of different firearms were heard by the nearby village of Konoha.
"It's crazy how strong you are, Blondie! You're almost as good as me and your half my age!" said the now very annoyed man.
"Yeah, well that's because I don't make an ass out of myself in the middle of a fight!" said the kid. Meanwhile, the Leader of Konoha, the Hokage, was just being informed of the situation outside the city.
"Are you sure that boy is Naruto?" asked the Hokage.
"I'm quite sure, Hokage-sama. He had the whisker marks and everything." Replied one of the ninja in the Hokage's office.
"Well go get him. Bring him here; I want to see how much he's grown." Saying that, the few ninja that were in the room immediately left to find the boy. Back outside, the battle was winding down as only one terrified monster was left, trembling on the ground as it begged for its life in whatever foreign language the monster spoke.
"What do you think we should do with it?" the silver-haired man asked his young friend.
"I don't know! You're usually the one who decides these kinds of things!" yelled the young man. The monster took this as his chance to escape. Boy was it wrong. Suddenly the monster was gutted by a sword, only to have it ripped out at superhuman speeds. Soon after the monster was launched in the air. Hundreds of bullets found their way to and through the poor fiend as round after round was shot from the dual pistols of the boy. All that was left after the brutal onslaught was the head of the monster, which drifted away as sand and dust.
"So, Blondie, are you excited? You're finally heading back to your home." said the red coat man.
"Eh, I'm not as excited as I thought I'd be. AND WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME BLONDIE!? God, it's annoying as hell!"
"Alright then, Shorty!"
"Aw, DAMMIT, that's even worse! I really hate you sometimes, Dante!"
"I know you do, but what can you do about it? Besides, I know somewhere, deep down, you actually respect me! Admit it!"
The two continued to argue as they approached the bustling city of Konoha. Suddenly, they were confronted by two ninja.
"Excuse me, but the Hokage wishes to speak to you two."
"See Shorty, this is gonna be great if the big cheese wants to talk to us already!"
"DON'T CALL ME SHORTY YOU BASTARD!!!!!"
….The village of Konoha doesn't know what's coming…
…So, how was that for a first try? Worst thing you've ever read? Review why don't ya, and help lower my self esteem, one flame at a time…
