disclaimer:

i do not own any of these characters

chapter one

It was a nice sunny day and the grass was gleaming the birds were singing their songs of harmony and the river flowed downstream ever so gently...

"haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

what the...?!

Zelda turned around to see Link once again cutting down grass to his hearts content

"Link what in the name of Hyrule are you doing!"

Link stopped to see zelda whose face had looked as though it had been in the sun for waaaaaaayyy too long.

"Im just cutting down grass! Its much more fun than cloud watching!"

Zelda's face tured from that sunburned red to a colour not even Link could describe

"Oh my gosh Link were supposed to be doing something romantic like watching the clouds or even have a nice picnic but noooooooooooooo you chose to cut down the poor grass well you want to know what... blah blah blah blah blah..."

Link at the time was not listening instead he was making fart noises with his armpit

"LINK ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO MEE!" zelda fumed.

"uh yeah"

"OK then then Mr smartie pants what did i just say then?" she asked folding her arms impatiently.

" uh... something about... waffles having a picnic and eating clouds blah blah blah...?"

Zelda walked up to Link gave him a well deserved slap across the face and stormed off

Link gave a confused look to her as she walked of stated " oh well she'll forgive me when i save her butt from Ganon or someone"

and he continued to well...

cut down the grass while making the fart noise with his armpit.

END