Ash pranced down the lane of horror. He was facing his fears. It was the only he would ever become a true Pokemon master. On this road of pain and terror, visions appeared around him. Visions of everything he feared most in his life. First to appear around him was the wedding of Brock and Tracey. Ash screamed in a gleeful terror.

"OMG," he squealed like a little girl.

The happy homo's walked down the aisle, tears in their eyes, and Ash shouting in terror in the background of their merriment. Slowly, the vision disappeared and Ash relaxed, only to tense up once more as another horrific wonder filled his vision.

Misty held the hand of Pickahu as she gave birth to their first child. Soon, they, together, held their new bundle of joy in their arms, their wedding bands glinting under the hospital light.

"Sweet Lord save me," yelled an unhappy Ash, his fist shaking towards the heavens.

Suddenly, the birth Pikaisty disintegrated, and a new terror widened the eyes of the sorrowful Ash. Ash saw his mother begin to make-out with Gary.

"What have I done to deserve this? WHAT?"

Ash hit the floor and passed out, his last thought of how Gary would be his new daddy.

END OF CHAPTER ONE