Bey Muvee Fanphik

by 1.5 asians and 0.5 basic white girl

Bartry was having a gud day. he was vanessas lil bedbug and he turned into a rhaynboe wosp. He also just had a vary interiSTING conservation with his fother. he found out that his dad wuznt actually a be or a boi or ackshully his fothir. he wuz all lyk "no omgggg whut ##SWEG i thot u was my fovver". but no his fother wusnt ackhsule his fathetr. his rale fotirh was relie a HIMAN?!,!:&\ /'sl. But dat humen was a wumin?$? ?! namee vanessa?!,!?,!?,!,,!. Bary try hittig on vanessa cuz she wuz siszlin HAWT.

awthers noat: We gud spelirs an grahmirss duh

But vanesa wasnd intristid in a realashinship cuz she was his FOTHER. DIS MEAN VINESA HAD INAFARE WIF KWENEBI.OMG.beary cryd4 lyk 2hrs thendisidedtwogoeon dhuntforuthr biches. barrielyked skavinjerhunts healweisfindting. but dis hnt was hrdrdenmoast cuzudder gud bichzhard 2fynde. Lyk ur fone or keis.

BUT(T) HEFOWND THISGURLANHE FEL INN L.U.V. MADONAY.O. U.YAWUNASOOPIRBOWEL SAWNGREFRENS

sobary tuk gurl 2hishyve anshesaton et! dat bich!shebrok his stuf.whut.denbari vowd nevirtayk hive ameenhumen.an she had stds.gr8. Now barty got no stuf an hegawt klamidya.wtf bearrty.wyu do dis.?! ?R.So baerys armz rotidofbecus clumidea duz dat but barrygotno arm.onlyleg.turnz owt std donteffect bes.baeri wishthe payt morratenshunin7stgrade helthcl(dat)ASS.

Sohe ASSkdvunesa 4advicebcusshepayd atenshin an turnzowtvanessa likdinsekt insest.sothay had kidz buttthaywerdraginflyz so vinesawusCHEETING onbari. Thenbariystung veneza anshee waz ULLURGICKso dey BOATHDYED.

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